Random Observation From Twitter But It Looks Like Nancy Has A David Bowie Poster On The Wall Beside Her

Eddie has the softest lips, eyes, and face. You don't get to change my mind. I mean, just look at him. 😍

Pens flop era LFG!!!

Kris Letang really said fuck 2020 on his Instagram story huh 🤧

As he should.

03.11.21 @icedbatik “Did you see Sid was doing his bench stretch-and-water routine and Tanev started to put his water bottle away but hesitated, as if he was worried it would disrupt the Force?“

| That’s what she said | I think even then I knew that…I was waiting for my wife. | When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that. | I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. |I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs. | I think I’m basically a good person. But I am going to try to make him cry. | If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too. | I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. | I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. | Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight. | Boy have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it! | YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN! | I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “going mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka.” You know, things us Negroes say. | I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter. | Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures. | Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch. | This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial. | I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had. And I got it. If you ask me, that’s the American dream right there. | It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me ‘Plop’ for so long that he forgot my real name. | I’ve been working here 12 weeks. That’s a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we’ve seen. | the office: 24.3.2005 - 16.5.2013 *

F this, F that, F everything

The Office + Where Are They Now 

I just finished watching Enola Holmes 2 and had this idea randomly.

Enola:*She had entered Tewksbury's flat upon not receiving an answer when she knocked upon the door and she needed a male disguise* Tewksbury: *Happens to be in the shower as it is in fact 5AM* Sherlock: *Heading to Tewksbury's flat because he needs help with a flower-related riddle and he couldn't find the answer* ----- Tewksbury:*Has just got out the shower and is continuing his morning routine* "Ahhhhh, Enola." Enola: "Tewksbury, You're naked." *in shock despite the fact she was half naked anything as well. Tewksbury: "I wasn't expecting any visitors, and like you can say anything." Sherlock: *Walks into the room* "Please tell me I just walked in at the wrong moment and I have not walked in on you both post-intimacy." Tewksbury: "Bad timing, really bad timing." *whilst blushing a spectacular shade of strawberry red* Enola: "Tewksbury put some clothes on and we can explain over breakfast." *Equally as embarrassed just not showing it as much* Sherlock: *Excuses himself from the room and closes the door*

<<<AT BREAKFAST>>>

Tewksbury: "OK well as usual I was having my morning shower before breakfast and heading to the Lords."

Enola: "I was getting a male disguise for my case and getting changed into it."

Tewksbury: "If it helps I didn't know she was there when I got out of the shower naked."

Sherlock: "Bad timing then, Enola how many times do I have to tell you that if no one answers your knocks you don't enter the place.

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I don't know what else to put. Hmmmmm. I SHOULD HAVE ADDED MYCROFT SOMEWHERE.

New Years themed headers + pfps!