Sporking is looking at bad fanfics and making fun of them and critiquing them.
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Cars: Two friends, one cup (Fandom: Cars)
TM4TR (Fandom: Cars)
Tow Mater (Fandom: Cars)
The Disney Seven (Fandom: Disney)
(Possibly) Curse of the Demon Pony (Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Cars movies (sans Planes 1 and 2)
Pixar
Disney
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Dreamworks
Phineas and Ferb
Samurai Jack
Classic Nickelodeon
Classic Cartoon Network
Kim Possible
How I Met Your Mother
Code Geass
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Your Name
Studio Ghibli
Took this a few weeks ago when my family and I went to see Hidden Figures. Saw this poster while walking to the theater, wanted to take a selfies of it. Left my sister in the theater saying “I had to go to the bathroom” just so I could be with it. Than dad spotted me with and he took the picture...
I wanted myself with my baby...
That’s what I think will happen too.
Even in Toy Story 3 the conflict of “your child will grow up and won’t need you” was postponed with Andy giving the toys to Bonnie. She’s going to get older still and give up the toys and it’s just another delay of the inevitable and heartache will restart once again.
Lightning retiring after having one last comeback by beating Jackson would be beautiful, heartbreaking, but hopeful ending that would resolve his internal conflict and having him leave on his own terms. He’d see it as a choice he made, that Doc didn’t have. Doc said there was a whole lot left in him after his crash that he never had the chance to show it, the crash left him bitter and angry at the racing world and he wanted nothing more than to hide and never hear of it again. Lightning doesn’t want to be that, he doesn’t want to be kicked out of the sport he loves, he doesn’t want to become resentful of it when he stops. He wants the choice of retiring, not the fear. Leaving something that you love doing, knowing that you accomplished a lot and made it your choice is a satisfying end.
Him retiring and maybe even becoming Cruz’s crew chief would be his character arc coming full circle, becoming the Doc to a new generation, to Cruz.
Hear me out: yes, they can do a movie where he’s falling behind new tech, refuses to give up, trains with Cruz, gets revamped, goes into another race and shows those whippersnappers who’s boss. And it could be fun and entertaining and have good characters, and have a message that just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re out! However, the main emotional conflict for Lightning is unresolved. He still has to let go and retire at some point. There will always be new tech. So really, the main conflict is only postponed.
OR
They could do an ending where he does train, he does get new tech. He could potentially beat Jackson Storm. But then he sees what a promising racer Cruz is (isn’t she supposed to be an aspiring racer?). And he starts to reminisce about his career, and he does realize that he’s had a really great one that will leave a legacy no matter what. And that there’s things he can potentially do with his life (and his wife/girlfriend/whatever) after he’s done racing; his life isn’t over just because he retires. So yeah, maybe he does go in and beats Jackson Storm, just to show that he can and to leave on a high note a la Michael Phelps. But then he retires on his own terms, opening a space for Cruz to enter the circuit, because now he realizes that his legacy can last through the new athletes (again, Michael Phelps–he’s getting beaten by guys who idolized him as kids now and he’s cool as long as they aren’t asses about it). It would close the series, like Toy Story 3, with a message of letting go, letting a younger generation take over, and entering a new chapter of your life. In my opinion, a much stronger and more complex film.
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And it's called Freeway of Love... is Fritter trying to serenade Cruz?
Crackship GO! If Cruzon doesn't work than.... Dammit I can't think of the ship name for Cruz and Fritter!
Lemonade and the Magic School Bus from Hell
Can anyone think of anything better? I want my lesbian cars!
Guys…. lea delaria did a song for Cars 3……. miss fritter jazz music…….. guys…
No I didn’t write that fic...
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I can’t get on for some reason!
Heres the fucking invite link to the discord thing.
https://discord.gg/ff76a
Also my shit is @reoccurringfate#1925
Mostly Cars, also Disney and Pixar things
do I like them:
5 good qualities:
3 bad qualities:
favourite episode/etc:
otp:
brotp:
ot3:
notp:
best quote:
head canon:
If you’re warning people about someone’s actions and behaviors I think there is a grey area.
I don’t know. I only just recently found out about Hopeless’ actions. Like what is the best course of action to warn people without being labeled as cyberstalking?
Not my archiving:
Hey so. I don't like hopeless either and will be deleting my reblogs from them but.
Keeping track of their name changes and posts on the internet including other sites and every action in order to keep reach of what they're doing is cyberstalking, which is a felony in most states, and goes hand in hand with harassment charges due to the intent. Don't endanger yourselves in the name of protecting the community.
Sarge 1 and 14: Holiday and Dancing head canons please?
Boy you really like Sarge.
Holiday:
Sarge is a something of an Agnostic, but celebrates Holidays like the rest of Radiators Springs. He prefers Secret Santas since he likes surprising those and figuring out people based on surveillance. He’s rather quiet, but honest when he gives his gift. He’ll never say it but he always give Fillmore 1960s hippie band vinyls which make him smile deep down, while showing annoyance outwardly. Fillmore knows it’s him but doesn’t say because he knows how he’ll get embarrassed and deny it.
On Halogen-ween he he decorates his home in more of the style of an apocalypse since that what reminds him of the fear he felt in war, however he prefers to keep his lawn immaculate no matter the occasion god dammit! He modifies his body depending on the era he’s portraying for the holiday that year.
Thanksgiving is a somewhat more relaxing time as he mostly just surrounds himself with his family in Radiator Springs but calls he’s niece to check on her. He use to visit his family for thanksgiving but was never quite as close with them after his service in the military and coming out.
Don’t ever think that Easter egg hunts are all fun and games for him. When it’s time to go a-hunting he’s not stopping until all eggs are accounted. No stone will go unturned as he, Mater, and anyone else sane enough to join goes all out in the search for colorful eggs that mysteriously exist!
New Years and New Years Eve, just another day, but a day worth celebrating he suppose. He tries to keep everyone in check however when the drinks start to come out and acts as the sober adult along with Sheriff in all the raucous. Both working into making sure nobody goes over the legal like, both before and after the party.
Fourth of July! America Day bitches! He will go all out to remind you be proud of the accomplishments of the U.S. and tell you to do your damnedest to make a yourself a better America in your own way.
I think that’s all I got for Holiday. Did I miss any?
Dancing:
He joins in cruising night but he just doesn’t. Despite his enjoyment of musicals he has no sense of rhythm and so just... doesn’t. If anyone somehow manages to make him dance, well it’s very stiff and more like marching than dancing.
BEWARE MY SPRAY CAN!
Red looks impress
Ramone looks so pissed holy shit
Lover of all things Pixar (especially the Cars movies), Disney, and Animation
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