wouldn’t it be wonderful if we can have pokemon battles with other real life players in Pokemon Go?
*Person A and B randomly meet each other*
A: I’m gonna battle you!
B: pssh you’re no match for me.
A: oh you are so on!
*15 years later*
A: and that is how kids I first met your mother/father.
kids: wait you two met because of Pokemon Go??
B: and it was beautiful.
How much does it take to kill Tony Starks parents? One Buck
buffy is gay code
To anyone out there who struggles I had this down to an exact science I dealed with insomnia, night terrors, and sleep pyralisis if I didn't do it right I literally couldn't wake up I'm willing to help anyone out there who needs it it'll take me time to get your sleep schedule down but I will put the work in if you need it
Shout out to all the people who struggle late at night to sleep while dealing with their nightmares, flashbacks, panic attacks, hallucinations, insomnia, a body that is convinced sleep should only happen in the morning, or when they’re almost asleep and their brain suddenly comes up with a surprise convincing reason that they need to be Anxious and upset right now. That shit is tough to deal with and you don’t get enough credit for hanging in there.
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A new era of hidden benders…
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Deus ex machina happy endings have always bugged me Michael Vey in book seven had one let your story have consequences
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When Evie was invited to Auradon Prep, Dizzy was devastated. It all happened so fast. There were rumors floating around the Isle early in the morning, but she thought it was too good to be true, and by noon the limo had pulled up. She didn’t even have a chance to say goodbye, since Evie was hastily packing, and Dizzy was stuck at the salon. That was one of the few times anyone had seen Dizzy just completely destroyed. No sparkle in her eyes or anything.
She still got up every day and did the chores Lady Tremaine forced her to do, but she did them all with a pout and tear-stained cheeks. The only time she even cracked a smile was when the Evil Queen came in for a makeover and brought Evie’s sketchbook as a reference for something she wanted done. Dizzy asked if she could keep it, and she agreed.
Then on Coronation Day, the whole Isle was watching, seeing if Mal would succeed in Maleficent’s Plan, but she was most interested in the fashion, and finally seeing Evie again, even if it was only through the TV screen.
First, smile.
Then ask them to sit down…
Proceed with the explanation and try to avoid any spoilers….
Without killing yourself in the process.
Once finished… proceed with smacking your friend for making you re-feel all of the emotions that destroyed you when watching the show.
The End.