“Wait. What The….” 

Fandoms.

Fandoms: I am trash

Bands: no never say that about yourself you are an awesome person!

Phandom: I am trash

Dan and Phil: same wanna be trash together?

My wife says the spork lady is the kind of person who believes all cats are girls and all dogs are boys

this is so funny.

It's official yalls attitude has ruined me and I love it

So my girlfriend and I were watching avatar the last Airbender and we were eating watermelon and she had just finished hers looked at the rine looked at me and said "I'd get up to throw this away but I'm to lazy and I like snuggling with you" and then she started eating it and I said "that probably tastes really bitter" she looked at me and said "my grandpa eats it all the time it just tastes really dry and bland and flavorless" and I without missing a beat and no consideration deration said "sounds like my ex girlfriend" and then I realized what I said and we both just died laughing for the next minute

This is what this site does to me

wouldn’t it be wonderful if we can have pokemon battles with other real life players in Pokemon Go?

*Person A and B randomly meet each other*

A: I’m gonna battle you!

B: pssh you’re no match for me.

A: oh you are so on!

*15 years later*

A: and that is how kids I first met your mother/father.

kids: wait you two met because of Pokemon Go??

B: and it was beautiful.

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