Pixie718

wouldn’t it be wonderful if we can have pokemon battles with other real life players in Pokemon Go?

*Person A and B randomly meet each other*

A: I’m gonna battle you!

B: pssh you’re no match for me.

A: oh you are so on!

*15 years later*

A: and that is how kids I first met your mother/father.

kids: wait you two met because of Pokemon Go??

B: and it was beautiful.

My girlfriend wanted a photo with my dratini instead team rocket showed up

Tide will have dropped the ball if they don’t run a Father’s Day ad ending with “yup, it’s a tie, dad.”

The perks = my fav book ♥️

The scene where P.T. is running to find Charity and singing From Now On at the top of his lungs

Reblog if you agree

to what do i owe the pleasure

Person: *mentions otp*

Me: *rises from the depths of hell*

Me: i have been summoned

Reblog if you’re band trash

My chemical romance

Fall out boy

Panic! at the disco

Twenty øne piløts

All time low

Black veil brides

Nirvana

The pretty reckless

Falling in reverse

Sleeping with sirens

Pierce the veil

Palaye royale

Blink 182

Bowling for soup

Green day

Linkin park

If you like any of them I’ll follow you

To anyone out there who struggles I had this down to an exact science I dealed with insomnia, night terrors, and sleep pyralisis if I didn't do it right I literally couldn't wake up I'm willing to help anyone out there who needs it it'll take me time to get your sleep schedule down but I will put the work in if you need it

Shout out to all the people who struggle late at night to sleep while dealing with their nightmares, flashbacks, panic attacks, hallucinations, insomnia, a body that is convinced sleep should only happen in the morning, or when they’re almost asleep and their brain suddenly comes up with a surprise convincing reason that they need to be Anxious and upset right now. That shit is tough to deal with and you don’t get enough credit for hanging in there.

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