*smoosh*

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

I found it at a DI I laughed my friend laughed we bought it we all died everytime we played until we used characters from pirates as our party of people

Hardcore usually

Which of these best describe you?

I am in dire need of some more Johnlock on my dashboard! If you post alot of Johnlock reblog this immediately, and I WILL FOLLOW YOU! And yes I will be checking to see if you blog Johnlock! Thanks for the help

My life

Want a pokemon egg?

Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.

The egg will be randomly hatched. It may be evolved. shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)

I work at Wendy's because we have the 4for4 some of our value menu items are up to 2 dollars. I work drive thru and someone ordered a Jr cheese burger deluxe ($2.00) no cheese. I asked him if he wanted a Jr hamburger built like the deluxe ($.89) he said no. he wanted to pay an extra dollar for a sandwich that could've been under a dollar

PSA: for all you Harry Potter fans, this week is very important !!

Mine was my last name "balls" it was first grade and my subs goal was was to have me suspended for saying my last name *was introducing my self to a new student at recess and he asked for my last name I had to repeat it 3 times cuz this kid didn't believe me

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.