New Realization That My Salt Levels Are Out Of Hand...

Reblog if you are actually, genuinely a Slytherin and have been sorted. •no bullshit •no biased opinion •not because Draco is hot and you want to live out your fantasies

Reblog if you are determined, resourceful, cunning and ambitious.

Too many people only claim to be in Slytherin because of Draco and it makes me fuckin angry so once again…

ONLY REBLOG IF YOU ARE A LITERAL SLYTHERIN.

John: cute overload

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

Steps In Explaining The Plot of An Addicting Show/Anime To A Friend

First, smile.

Then ask them to sit down… 

Proceed with the explanation and try to avoid any spoilers….

Without killing yourself in the process.

Once finished… proceed with smacking your friend for making you re-feel all of the emotions that destroyed you when watching the show.

The End.