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i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
And don't you forget it
⭐Daddy’s Playpen⭐
I just realized that “homeowner” has “meow” in the middle of it and now I can’t stop reading it as “ho-meow-ner”.
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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys could literally be a member of the X-Men. His getting out of trouble super power could save them from a lot of inconvenient situations.
Daddy: Princess, I'd like you to meet my friend.
Me: *looks up from my coloring book* It's nice to meet you!
Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.
Me: *bottom lip curls down into a pout and looks back at my crayons* Yes si-
Daddy's friend: Aw now, it's okay. She's obviously very busy. Can I see what you're working on?
Me: *all smiles again* Yes! It's ponies!*holds up my picture*
Daddy: *laughs and shakes his head* Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.
Daddy's friend: Dude. There's literally no way. That shit's kryptonite.
Me: *tugs on daddy's friend's pant leg* Excuse me!
Daddy's friend: *crouches down* What's up buttercup?
Me: You said a bad word. You have to sit on the pink stool over there until Daddy says you can play again.
Daddy's friend: *facepalm*
Daddy: *choking back laughter* You sure you want this to be your life?
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Season 1 Dean: Charismatic, slightly broody, and aggressively straight. Could literally be a YA love interest.
Dean now: Grumpy, awkward bisexual nerd who fanboys over male wrestlers, is usually wearing a fuzzy bathrobe, and spends most of his time sad about the bae.
Season 1 Sam: Overachieving yuppie lawyer with no time for Dean's bullshit.
Sam now: Long suffering, traumatized moose person with no time for Dean's bullshit.
Season 4 Cas: Morally ambiguous, slightly bitchy, and generally terrifying force of nature to be treated with the utmost fear and respect.
Cas now: Cinnamon bun legit sweeter than a thousand sugar cubes. Spends most of his time being bullied and shoved around by literally everyone else. Less intimidating than an actual kitten.