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Asking for Attention

Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

Master: Doesn't notice.

Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."

Things that we love daddy to say

When daddy says no :(

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

The irony

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I’m just saying, I think marlins are made up.