Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.
Master: Doesn't notice.
Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly
Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"
Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."
Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."
Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."
He doesn't even know
I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.
Man, sometimes I feel like Mercury doesn’t get to be sassy enough.
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