Duhhhh

Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too

UNDERSTATEMENT

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An afternoon poetry snack from Salt is for Curing by @sonyavatomsky. Because I’m so thoroughly enjoying this wonderful little book, in effort to encourage others to pick up a copy for themselves, I thought I’d share a portion of my initial reaction to it that I originally sent to @ghoulnextdoor, who recommended herself it late last year: 

‘Each time I open the book to whatever page cares to reveal itself, it’s like standing in a quiet, shadowy space and taking a bite of something dark and rich with such complex flavor - raw in some places, scorched in others, sweet, salty, bitter, the blood-tang of copper, acidic soil, earthy and rotten, yet full of enduring and defiant life - there’s so much here and it’s composed in a way that feels so new to me. So I don’t want to rush through it; I feel physically incapable of doing so. I want to savor each poem, let it roll around on my tongue, down my throat and into my stomach, heart, and head.’

They don't love you like I love you

me: *practises bar 180*

me: *perfects bar 180*

me: *practises bar 181*

me: *perfects bar 181*

me: *plays bars 180-181*

me: *messes up both of them, worse than before the practice*

me: ???????????????????????????????????

For a book written by a bunch of older Jewish men, I’m surprised the Torah isn’t funnier.

Literally me and reedy every second

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Alwayysss