Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*
Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*
Daddy: what did I do baby?
Princes: meanieeee pants!!
Daddy: *raises eyebrows*
Princess: *sticks tongue out*
Daddy: you better be good baby girl
Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!
Daddy: ?????
Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!
Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?
Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too
I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL TREASURE AND IT’S 80 DOLLARS AND I CAN’T HAVE IT AND I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN
LOOK
LOOK AT THEIR PASTA FACES
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Guilty ):
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Good girl.
(Via: Submissable)
Piano
Harp
Percussion
Tuba
Trombone
Trumpet
Horn
Bassoon
Clarinet
Flute
Oboe
Violin
Viola
Cello
Bass
Ohh baby, I'm in love with you and I'm missin the sound of your heart beating
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