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Magikarp magikarp

Even the Pokedex is putting Magikarp on blast

Alwayysss

Daddy doesn't

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me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too

me: *practises bar 180*

me: *perfects bar 180*

me: *practises bar 181*

me: *perfects bar 181*

me: *plays bars 180-181*

me: *messes up both of them, worse than before the practice*

me: ???????????????????????????????????

Every show ever

When a friend is starting a show that you’ve been watching for years and they tell you about how much they love a character that you know won’t survive