Lol Reeedyy

Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

Lol a truer post was never written

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Me: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight!

Daddy: Yes, they are baby.

Me: You know who else is beautiful and perfect?

Daddy: *blushes* Who?

Me: My stuffies.

Meeee

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Today's gonna be so great because after getting tan at work all day I get to go home and try on my new clothes for Daddy!!♡

He's a little strange

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Satan

Donald Trump actually made fun of a mother for believing he might be a decent person

You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies. But did you realize it was actually way, way worse than that? [read more]

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Microwaves should have a night mode, for those late night snacks you want to make without waking everyone in the house up