When Stan Lee Dies, All The Marvel Movie Characters Should Mention They Have Funerals To Attend For Their

FAVORITE MOVIES » Cruel Intentions (1999) ↳”We’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in our time, but this… I mean, we’re destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?”

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For a book written by a bunch of older Jewish men, I’m surprised the Torah isn’t funnier.

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Donald Trump actually made fun of a mother for believing he might be a decent person

You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies. But did you realize it was actually way, way worse than that? [read more]

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I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

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I just realized that “homeowner” has “meow” in the middle of it and now I can’t stop reading it as “ho-meow-ner”.