I Don't Sleep

Kitty cats

Me: Daddyyy

Me: I need 1000 kitty cats

Daddy: ...

Daddy: I'm sure you do, babygirl.

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Man, sometimes I feel like Mercury doesn’t get to be sassy enough.

I don’t get offered drugs as often as D.A.R.E. told me I would.

Me with Daddy

Me: HHHHUUUNNNGGRRRYYYYY

Daddy: what do you want to eat, princess?

Me: *rolls around and makes frustrated noises because I don't know what I want to eat.*

The 5 rules of a relationship: 1. Stay faithful 2. Make them feel wanted 3. Respect your partner 4. Don’t flirt with others 5. Make time

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Bunch of tards

More fun Zodiac facts here

I just realized that “homeowner” has “meow” in the middle of it and now I can’t stop reading it as “ho-meow-ner”.

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