Kitty Cats

Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too

If the name wasn’t already taken, Starbucks would be a great name for our future space currency

When people cry that a proposition such as the banning of firearms is limiting their freedom, I always wonder if they realize that limiting freedom for the greater good of the majority are what laws in a civilized society are all about

But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect

sexual texts on your dash?

What Eddard should have said…

People were impressed McGregor & Diaz fought 5 five minute rounds, but I watched Goku fight Frieza for 5 hours

me: *practises bar 180*

me: *perfects bar 180*

me: *practises bar 181*

me: *perfects bar 181*

me: *plays bars 180-181*

me: *messes up both of them, worse than before the practice*

me: ???????????????????????????????????

Me: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight!

Daddy: Yes, they are baby.

Me: You know who else is beautiful and perfect?

Daddy: *blushes* Who?

Me: My stuffies.