People Were Impressed McGregor & Diaz Fought 5 Five Minute Rounds, But I Watched Goku Fight Frieza For

I want this plastered on the doors of everyone I know

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

They don't love you like I love you

I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL TREASURE AND IT’S 80 DOLLARS AND I CAN’T HAVE IT AND I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN

LOOK

LOOK AT THEIR PASTA FACES

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

Yaasss

when bae gets mad and calls you by your first name. like bitch my name is baby, sit down.

To ask, “If we evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?” is akin to asking, “If America was colonized by the British, then why are there still British?”

Alwayysss

https://www.instagram.com/queen_cahh/

Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too