I Can't Choose Each One Of My Socials Has A Different Name

Okay but Jackson coming into school one day and acting like a complete normie.

His hair is completely black and his eyes are blue. He doesn’t use the same lingo as anyone else.

“Oh look they’re playing casketball.”

“Nice, it’s good weather for basketball.”

“…What are you talking about?”

Jackson doesn’t even blow anything up. He doesn’t do any mad science and acts like he has no knowledge of the monster world.

And it freaks everyone out.

When they confront him Jackson’s like I thought this is what you wanted? I thought I was just a dumb little normie? Or did you realise I’m just as much a monster as the rest of you?

Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much

Mac and cheese is orange!

Orange

is this orange or yellow.

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

spreading the agenda or something

OMG this is so beautiful!!!!

Them all meeting would be either super silly and cute or cause utter destruction (and totally break saikis brain "cause the happy!?!")

Posiblemente no lo termine

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

@localbisexual333 thanks for the request!

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