Head Canon That Saiki’s Powers Aren’t Mind Reading, Clairvoyance, Etc., Etc… But Instead Just ONE

Ruin a funeral in four words

I'll go first: hey this guys delicious!

@tea-potato-gt thanks for the request!

They were all so cute how could I just chose one! <3

There all to pefect

Group chat for psychic memes? Okay, now I'm even more interested, tell me more!

Aiura: Its mostly me and Toritsuka creating memes, and Akechi does it sometimes too! We also have a running joke about Saiki being there during random historical events. Here are a few recent ones:

Aiura: Saiki’s only created one meme on the chat, which is this one:

okay but I do want to know why Kusuo never bothered to learn how his limiters work. Supposedly, he helped design them, but he doesn’t know how to fix them himself, implying Kuusuke did most of the work.

Saiki is fully capable of getting full marks on his test. He’s good at solving logical problems, as long as they don’t involve predicting people’s behavior.

I guess he just never had interest in engineering.

Which begs the question… what kinds of subjects are Saiki genuinely interested in? Possibly aviation. He’s a fan of a few JUMP serials. And obviously, pretending to be ‘normal.’ But what else?

OMG THIS IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

saiki kusu ... .. . . .OOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in my beautiful brain he always stands so god damn cuntily. i know it doesnt make sense. idgaf, he serves ALWAYS.

This is amazing I need one! It's beautiful I'll probably go and buy one now

I love subtle fandom shirts

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

Radio silence

Trying to hold cat girl back as she randomly decides she MUST bite that man over there

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

intresrting! poor chiyo 4 divorces no luck maybe she learn to be less reliant on romance over time tho it does seem to be part of her soul pour Chiyo will forever be a hopeless romantic :(

a reading that describes chiyos future romances... i would love to know more abt this! r some of these potential futures that may or may not happen? or is this all for 1 future that miko thinks chiyo is down the path for?

some of these seem to describe chiyo in her future romances and others seem to describe her future partners, at least i think so unless chiyo is the abuser freeloader marriage scammer with a gambling addiction. i wonder which r which, is chiyo the 1 who will be divorced 4 times or is 1 of her future potential partners going 2 be some1 whos already divorced 4 times?

has any1 who speaks japanese and has the manga clarified b4 what she means by "chance of success: 2%"? this 2% is what was shown to be shun and chiyos "compatibility", so if these r rlly the exact words she means then is that what "compatibility" rlly is?