No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.
Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-
It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.
Master post of various Jules Verne characters, color-coded for your convenience:
Blue-20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Green-Around the World in 80 Days
Red-The Mysterious Island
Orange-Five Weeks in a Balloon
Black-Journey to the Center of the Earth
Purple-In Search of the Castaways
This shits haunting me, I gotta manifest it
Also made an alternate one below the cut since I can't decide which one's more movie accurate
We love to see evilbosses winning
NEW RENDERS WHO CHEERED
the gang!!!! yuh!!!!
also i just realized gloria and marnie r holding hands in the firstpic<333
Jamba juice eating Curlier's leg idk
My Grandad is teaching my little brother about Poker and I have discovered something that makes me want to scream.
Remember this ace? The one which is so key to Turnabout Trump?
It’s a black ace. In poker, a hand with all the black aces is a “Dead Man’s Hand”. This is because the black ace is a symbol of death.
which. Oh my god. It’s brilliant. There’s so many layers to it: the physical death of Shady/Zac Gramarye, the metaphorical death of Kristoph’s plans, the fact this represents Phoenix slipping to the depths others have accused him of (forgery) and the death of his integrity.
Between Bianca and Hop, they kind of make it look like becoming a professor is basically what you settle for if you can’t be a professional trainer.
I wanted to be a sports star but I couldn't make the cut so I went and got my masters degree in biology instead
The Stanley Parable is to MLM what Portal is to WLW
I LOVE THEMM