🌸🎉 Let's Hear It For The Girls! 🎉🌸 (Will Be Selling This As A Print On My Next Convention

My Grandad is teaching my little brother about Poker and I have discovered something that makes me want to scream.

Remember this ace? The one which is so key to Turnabout Trump?

It’s a black ace. In poker, a hand with all the black aces is a “Dead Man’s Hand”. This is because the black ace is a symbol of death.

which. Oh my god. It’s brilliant. There’s so many layers to it: the physical death of Shady/Zac Gramarye, the metaphorical death of Kristoph’s plans, the fact this represents Phoenix slipping to the depths others have accused him of (forgery) and the death of his integrity.

So, You're The Bad Parent Of A Rival In A Mainline Pokémon Game...

No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

I’ve made a comic adaptation of Around the World in Eighty Days for an Italian publisher I’ve always wanted to work with. This is the cover. 

whole ass...renaissance painting....who is this artist...i almost had a stroke

Pick some classic books and I’ll assign you a Jules Verne character soulmate, a song that matches your vibe, and a John Mulaney quote

http://www.quiz-maker.com/Q7OUWQ8DD

May I present my most oddly specific quiz to date

i think my favorite scratchin melodii song is jamtine's,, it can't get out of my head

oh and also because

I remember getting like, REALLY into the story of Captain Nemo when I was maybe 18, and honestly he’s a very interesting character… for one thing, he straight up HATES imperialism/fascism in all forms, to the point that he has no loyalty to any place or government, but IS extremely compassionate toward any people who are oppressed in any way/shape/form. He basically just wants to live underwater and go on fin sea adventures because he is just so DONE with people, but he’ll also maybe overthrow a dictator and redistribute the wealth. Y’know, if he feels like it, and isn’t too depressed. As much as he, let’s say “extremely dislikes”, other people, he’ll be distraught if any of his crew dies… and even grieves enemies who die. Oh, and his ship, the submarine Nautilus? It was built secretly, but putting together different parts all over the world, and finally assembling it. The other really cool thing that I don’t most people are aware of, his name? Nemo is a variation of a word that can mean “nobody” or “no one”. There was another famous mythical sailor that once introduced himself as “nobody”, Ulysses/Odysseus (when speaking to the Cyclopes). Because stories with him are fictional, somebody might try to argue that we don’t “know” where he was from… but to be real, he was from India. His real name was Prince Dakkar. He’s a genius, a scientist, speaks multiple languages, and just pretty dang awesome in general. Despite him LITERALLY being Indian, so many TV/film adaptations make him European and white-wash him. There is a small handful that didn’t; in the 1916 silent film he was Indian, Omar Shariff played him in the mini-series The Mysterious Island (1973), in a 3-part TV film called Captain Nemo he was depicted as Indian but played by actor Vladislav Dvorzhetsky. Ironically, I don’t care much for the movie itself… but the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) had perhaps my favorite Captain Nemo, played by Naseeruddin Shah, and he just looked COOL-

Anyway, I wish we’d gotten half a dozen ACCURATELY AWESOME movies about Captain Nemo (like, I would trade all the Pirates of the Caribbean films for ones about Captain Nemo)

Sada, Turo and the childhood they never gave Arven

Twas only a matter of time til I drew them, I am weak for dilfs, milfs and especially trauma origins 😔👌

The last drawing went a bit out of control. I wanted to clean up the sketch and woke up 5 hours later with a remade, coloured and shaded sketch and pain in my hand.

This shits haunting me, I gotta manifest it

Also made an alternate one below the cut since I can't decide which one's more movie accurate