John Mulaney, Bob Ross, Timothy Chalamet

I’m rebloggong another one of these Logan x Remus because their dynamic is the stuff of dreams

Remus: Well according to MY research, you’re a bitch!

Logan: Any citations?

Remus:… what?

Logan: I said, do you have any fucking citations for that claim.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Why am I starting to ship this-

Remus, peering over Logan's shoulder: Whatcha doin dorkness?

Logan, without even thinking: Drawing tattoos that I'll never have, becauae of reasons.

Remus: Drawing? You can draw?!

Logan, cringing just a little as he clutches his book close to his chest: Yes... I was told that drawing is an inherently "Roman" thing to do, so I usually only do it in private. I'd really.. really appreciate if you didn't mention it to them... Especially not to Patton.

Remus, now one hundred percent more worried about Logan: No problem dorkness I promise...

Remus: ...

Remus, randomly pointing to one in the book: What's this one based on? I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. It looks absolutely dreadful, in the best way possible~

Logan, perking up quite a bit: Well actually it was based on this old Greek notion of-

This one hurts every single time I watch it :(

“Look around Ted… You’re all alone.”

We did it

shane’s entire channel has been demonetized.

This is for the lions living in the wiry broke down frames Of my friends bodies When the flood water comes, it ain’t gonna be clear It’s gonna look like mudBut I will help you swim I will help you swim I’m gonna help you swim

Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms

i’m back again on my new bs.

Reblogs are more than appreciated and yes i read all the tags for serotonin.

A Friendly Reminder :D

Tag all the Potterheads 

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All I could think of was this:

Season 2 of Umbrella Academy is gonna be released at 3 AM in my timezone

Guess who's staying up to watch it

This dumbass, that's who!

Bold of you to assume I don’t eat all of them together in a sandwich

reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

I didnt, want to do this but, uh

Two notes and I push back self harming by a day

One note and I push back suicide attempts for a day.

Really my, only lifeline now. Gotta see if someone cares