My Parents: Doing Some Normal Random Thing

Ok OK I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING!! So I think Mark started this whole thing again to jumpstart us into joining him. It seems like he’s trying to show what happened to the actor when he learned that he could die and be reborn. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IM SO CONFUSED

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

The Welsh Viking is pretty cool! 

Oh FOR SURE!! This shit slaps

GASP WAIT GOOSE IN A CHOKER AND HAWAIIAN SHIRT OH MY GOD

Stupid headcanon: goose wears a choker around the house when it's just family + mav. Door is closed, choker goes on. I'm talking 90s tattoo style choker. Carole likes it bc it "accentuates his neck"

Absolutely FUCKing choice. No notes

Glass Onion + Text posts

This man would have the hottest takes about icemav istg

Val Kilmer Truths

I’m in physical pain over Supernatural’s finale, like really? Fuck you very much for making me sob my eyes out. 

These two are gonna be the death of me

glens never fucking escaping the allegations my god

LOOOKIT IT ITS SO FLUFFY!!! Wait what about when it gets wet and dries out?? Does it do the poof thing

for your consideration: fluffy dragon

Rachel is giving us so much CONTENT today, I love her so much omg