EXACTLY!!! IM JUST GOING IN CIRCLES MY BRAIN IS RUNNING LIKE A LITTLE HAMSTER WHEEL SO FAST I THINK ITS

Its like Heist, but... there's something off this time. It doesn't seem like a regular Markiplier Production? like it DOES but also doesn't at the same time. Cause I think Burt is the key to this though, its like he knows what's going on but HAS to be cryptic about it???

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.

Wdym Jackass doesn't have good rep? We've got a manwhore, a sleepy guy, a whole himbo, a cishet portlander, a dude with only one ball, two pro skaters(one of them is goth!), an edgy tumblr user, and a scaredy cat!

why did icemav both pick the tallest bitches in the navy to be their backseaters like bro you can't see out of your rearview mirror cause their giant heads are blocking the entire god damn window

Monty has my whole heart! And all of my almonds

love is stored in the monty

YO GUYS, STEVE-OS ON GMM!!!

…I would unironically wear these. Am I??? A dad??

hello friend. i found something horrifyingly american at the store today. it is top gun related so u have to see it.

they’re top gun button ups i found at buc-ees :’) wooh patriotism

OMG THESE ARE SO RAD I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, I NEED TO GO THERE NOW THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR MY DAD DAJSFKDSAJGFLSKDS

What happened last night?

Since my parents usually don’t allow me to have my computer as much, I have no idea what is going on. Can someone explain what happened with Supernatural last night?

SAM YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN GOOD BUDDY!!!!

The beach scene but make it gayer

DO I NEED TO MAKE MY OWN CORKBOARD THEORY BOARD FOR THIS FUCKING INTERNET VIDEO!!! YOU MR MARKIPLIER HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT!!