YO GUYS, STEVE-OS ON GMM!!!

LOOOKIT IT ITS SO FLUFFY!!! Wait what about when it gets wet and dries out?? Does it do the poof thing

for your consideration: fluffy dragon

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It’s funny how I exist in this timeline, like wow my girlfriend and I got together the night before Christmas Eve, I have best friends who I’ve never met face to face, I have the same things in common with hundreds of people of the internet, and I just think that's fascinating.

Oh FOR SURE!! This shit slaps

GASP WAIT GOOSE IN A CHOKER AND HAWAIIAN SHIRT OH MY GOD

Stupid headcanon: goose wears a choker around the house when it's just family + mav. Door is closed, choker goes on. I'm talking 90s tattoo style choker. Carole likes it bc it "accentuates his neck"

Absolutely FUCKing choice. No notes

I swear to god, I woke up at about 11 last night for no reason...THIS WAS WHY!

What happened last night?

Since my parents usually don’t allow me to have my computer as much, I have no idea what is going on. Can someone explain what happened with Supernatural last night?

Its like Heist, but... there's something off this time. It doesn't seem like a regular Markiplier Production? like it DOES but also doesn't at the same time. Cause I think Burt is the key to this though, its like he knows what's going on but HAS to be cryptic about it???

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

EXACTLY!!! IM JUST GOING IN CIRCLES MY BRAIN IS RUNNING LIKE A LITTLE HAMSTER WHEEL SO FAST I THINK ITS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE

There has to be at least one beach episode where they go talk to a sea monster and Jack Black does the shirtless Slavic kick?? to communicate with it. I would pay money to watch the shit out of this. 

That reminds me, I think there should be a series where Lucy Liu and Jack Black are partners in a supernatural detective agency in an urban fantasy setting where they help various mythical creatures with lost items, missing fae pets, and generally work hard to investigate all the elements of the metaphysical which accidentally scampered through the open window between the worlds.

Importantly their cases don't involve crime or law enforcement, they are helping people, not hunting criminals. Neither of them ever carries a gun.

goose asking maverick for one more volleyball game like “please for me?? for ME???” but he’s like not today bro and leaves