BADA BING BADA (EXPLOSION)

Well, Tumblr isn't dead yet, so I'm guessing it was terrible. Were there any highlights?

Oh my god they fuckin killed him dude

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

Glaze is out!

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Blanc should meet Shawn. I think it'd be fun. I think he'd become Shawn's reluctant uncle.

benoit blanc, trying to enjoy a vacation in sunny california, stepping aside to avoid two men sprinting by him: pardon me!

shawn spencer, stopping in his tracks: gus, spot me *immediately falls back into gus' arms*

gus: shawn

shawn, stage whispering: does that bone structure and blazing blue eyes not ring a bell? that is benoit blanc. only my idol since forever 

shawn, throwing himself up: mr blanc. it is an honor. I have a framed photo of you in my bathroom.

benoit: oh. very nice. what's the time? dear me, it seems i'm running late for--

shawn: WAIT. my name's shawn spencer, detective working freelance for the santa barbara pd. and my partner james bond the seventh and I are on a case right now. like, right now. care to join?

benoit, who was honestly getting kind of bored, not realizing he’s making a life altering decision: .....alright. i don’t see why not

Despite the fact that he’s been assured, repeatedly, and in several different ways, that he’s never and nor has he ever been or will he ever be, an inconvenience, Jake still doesn't want to be a bother, even though a little voice in the back of his mind–that sounds an awful lot like Bradley—whispers he's being ridiculous. But Jake is stubborn and hard headed on the best of days and he hasn’t made it this far in life by relying on other people. He’s always been more than capable of taking care of himself and that doesn’t need to change now, just because he has someone in his life.

Or--

Jake really doesn't know what love is and Bradley takes it upon himself to show him that it's the simple, little things that matter the most.

Bonk.

OOOOHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AUTHOR

The Final Chapter

Here is Chapter 40 of Sliding into Home

If you’d like to start from the beginning. Here is Chapter 1

Apparently I badly want to go on my “stop making fun of plague doctors, they were ahead of their time and doing the best they could with the primitive equipment they had available” rant.

as much as I love the jackass guys, I don’t think I would ever trust any of them with my drink because I’m 100% certain that they would either lose it, spill it, or drink it 😭