Blanc should meet Shawn. I think it'd be fun. I think he'd become Shawn's reluctant uncle.
benoit blanc, trying to enjoy a vacation in sunny california, stepping aside to avoid two men sprinting by him: pardon me!
shawn spencer, stopping in his tracks: gus, spot me *immediately falls back into gus' arms*
gus: shawn
shawn, stage whispering: does that bone structure and blazing blue eyes not ring a bell? that is benoit blanc. only my idol since forever
shawn, throwing himself up: mr blanc. it is an honor. I have a framed photo of you in my bathroom.
benoit: oh. very nice. what's the time? dear me, it seems i'm running late for--
shawn: WAIT. my name's shawn spencer, detective working freelance for the santa barbara pd. and my partner james bond the seventh and I are on a case right now. like, right now. care to join?
benoit, who was honestly getting kind of bored, not realizing he’s making a life altering decision: .....alright. i don’t see why not
Oh FOR SURE!! This shit slaps
GASP WAIT GOOSE IN A CHOKER AND HAWAIIAN SHIRT OH MY GOD
Stupid headcanon: goose wears a choker around the house when it's just family + mav. Door is closed, choker goes on. I'm talking 90s tattoo style choker. Carole likes it bc it "accentuates his neck"
Absolutely FUCKing choice. No notes
Wdym Jackass doesn't have good rep? We've got a manwhore, a sleepy guy, a whole himbo, a cishet portlander, a dude with only one ball, two pro skaters(one of them is goth!), an edgy tumblr user, and a scaredy cat!
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.
Oh my god they fuckin killed him dude
They fucking killed a gnome in my yard
I swear to god, I woke up at about 11 last night for no reason...THIS WAS WHY!
Since my parents usually don’t allow me to have my computer as much, I have no idea what is going on. Can someone explain what happened with Supernatural last night?
a collective mood.
I have read so many DeanCas fics on AO3, and I mean WOW
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I get on to Tumblr, and my computer starts hyping itself up like its gonna do a marathon, honey I’m just checkin what other shit is hitting the fan in the Supernatural fandom
He/him, absolute chaos, Isont know how to make descriptions help, 21
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