Behead, Behead, Behead Elon Musk From Irl

Jon Snow has lived all his life thinking his father cheated on his wife, only to discover with parentage reveal that his dad cheated on his wife.

Poor guy.

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

No, Rhaegar annulling his marriage to Elia is not ok just because it was "forced"

He didn't have to conceive two children with Elia at the expense of her heath just to throw her aside because "he loved Lyanna"

Rhaegar x Lyanna stans gotta stop saying shit like this:

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸

Level 1: I didn't assume that these two words with similar spellings and related meanings share a common origin because I don't think about things like that.

Level 2: I'm completely certain these two words with similar spellings and related meanings share a common origin because it's fucking obvious just from looking at them, you absolute simpleton.

Level 3: I didn't assume that these two words with similar spellings and related meanings share a common origin because I know what a false cognate is.

Social media is weird, I'm just talking to the void, wondering if it'll talk back

Things my friends have said:

“That bus just clobbered a person!”

“Babies, I mean they don’t like it when I throw them out the window! Stop complaining.”

“I like stairs, very tasty.”

“The moral of the story; friends are meat shields.”

“If this man has legs after this, I’m calling the dentist.”