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2 months ago
ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore It Is), 2025

ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore it is), 2025

(inspired by @two-bees-poetry - still fascinated by the poem lady macbeth grants you an interview, it's my favourite <3)

2 months ago

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

1 year ago

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

6 months ago
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Healthcare. The parties score as follows:
NDP. Yes: 1. Long-term funding for the Public Health Agency of Canada. 2. Extend healthcare services to include universal dental care; working with provincial partners, health professionals and dentists to develop a roadmap to incorporate universal dental care into Canada’s public health care system, and immediately deliver dental care coverage for people who don’t have any private insurance. 3. Prescription medication for mental health care will now be available free of cost to Canadians. 4. Federal re-investment in our health system to include eye care, hearing care, and Canadians struggling with infertility. 
Liberal: Yes: 1. Reduce wait times for healthcare. 2. Increase wages for personal support workers. 3. Ensuring Canadians have access to a family doctor or nurse practitioner. 4. Increase access to mental health services. 5. Modernize the health care system with standardized information.

Conservative: No. 1. Support rights for doctors, nurses, and others to refuse to participate in, or refer their patients for abortion, assisted suicide, or euthanasia. 2. Will not support any legislation to regulate abortion. 3. Will prohibit life altering medicinal or surgical interventions on minors under 18 to treat gender confusion or dysphoria. 4. Will not commit to keeping social programs like pharmacare. 5. There are no specifications on how the Conservative Party will fund or improve healthcare.

The third row addresses Education.
NDP: Yes. 1. Making post-secondary education part of our public education system. 2. Moving away from loans and significantly increasing access to non-repayable Canada Student Grants. 3. Permanently removing interest on all federal student loans. 4. Working towards a future where tuition is free.

Liberal: Yes: 1. Increase the repayment assistance threshold to $50,000 for Canada Student Loan borrowers who are single. 2. Permanently eliminate the federal interest on Canada Student Loans and Canada Apprentice Loans to support young Canadians who choose to invest in post-secondary education. 3. Increase the refundable tax credit to 25% (from 15%). 

Conservative: No. 1. Removing post-secondary education funding from the Canada Social Transfer (federal funding distributed to provinces and territories) and creating an independent Canada Education Transfer (burden of funding is placed upon the provinces and territories). 2. Implementing Income Contingent Loans and providing a preferred interest rate on student loans post-graduation.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for. For example: These polices are collected from sources dated between 2019 and 2024 and may have been updated since. Be sure to read up on the latest!
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Homelessness / Poverty, and Housing Support. The parties score as follows:
NDP: Yes: 1. Create more social housing and other affordable options. 2. Work with the provinces and municipalities to fast-track the purchase, lease and conversion of hotels and motels for emergency housing relief until more permanent, community-based solutions are available. 3. Expand income security programs, beginning with seniors and people living with disabilities, to build towards a future where all individuals residing in Canada have access to a guaranteed livable basic income."
Liberal: Yes: 1. Introduce a new Rent-to-Own program to help make it easier for renters to get on the path towards home ownership while renting. 2. Work with Indigenous partners to co-develop an Urban, Rural, and Northern Indigenous Housing Strategy. 3. Increase funding to the National Housing Co-Investment fund by a total of $2.7 billion over 4 years.
Conservative: No. 1. Assisting in the provision of shelters and by recognizing, addressing and seeking solutions to contributing factors of homelessness. 2. Withhold transit and infrastructure funding from cities until sufficient high-density housing around transit stations is built and occupied. Cities will not receive money for transit until there are keys-in-doors. 3. Cut the bonuses and salaries, and if needed, fire the gatekeepers at CMHC if they are unable to speed up approval of applications for housing programs to an average of 60 days. 

The third row addresses Drug Crisis Support.
NDP: Yes. 1. Work with the provinces and health professionals to create a safe supply of medically regulated alternatives to toxic street drugs, support overdose prevention sites and expand access to treatment on demand for people struggling with addiction. 2. Declare a public health emergency and commit to working with all levels of government, health experts and Canadians to end the criminalization and stigma of drug addiction, so that people struggling with addiction can get the help they need without fear of arrest, while getting tough on the real criminals - those who traffic in and profit from illegal drugs. 3. Launch an investigation into the role drug companies may have played in fueling the opioid crisis, and seek meaningful financial compensation from them.

Liberal: Yes. 1. Introduce a comprehensive strategy to address problematic substance use to end the opioids crisis. 2. Invest $500 million to support the provinces and territories in providing access to a full-range of evidence-based treatment, recognizing that successful treatment is not determined by long-term abstinence. 3. Support provinces and territories in creating standards for substance use treatment programs so that Canadians can access quality and evidence-based support when they need it most. 4. Support the many lower-risk and first-time offenders by reforming the Criminal Code to repeal relevant mandatory minimum penalties and requiring police and Crown prosecutors to consider diverting individuals out of the criminal justice system.

Conservative: Yes: 1. Invest $325 million over the next three years (2021 - 2024) to create 1000 residential treatment beds and build 50 recovery community centres across the country. 2. Partner with the provinces to ensure naloxone kits are available for free across Canada. 3. Revise federal drugs and substance abuse policies to focus on recovery and harm reduction.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for.

Don't Fuck Around and Find Out. Be informed about the policies you're voting for.

Exceedingly summarized positions from three of Canada's parties based on information either readily available on each party's website (NDP, Liberal, Conservative), or otherwise found through articles.

Don't just take this chart at face value. At the time of this post, none of these parties have released their official 2025 election year platforms.

Also as a way to make politics slightly more bearable, take a shot every time Pierre Poilievre says "Trudeau" in a public statement or social media post. Happy holidays 🍻


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2 months ago
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

1 month ago
Pink Calcite From Chenzhou Prefecture Hunan Province China

Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

6 months ago

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.


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1 year ago

Green ribbons of light danced across the darkened rural sky to the song of stringed instruments coming from my phone. The gentle melodies punctuated every sudden arch and smoothed each long stretch. Somewhere off in the distance, the sound of my friends spinning, running, and laughing on the dirt road and through the overgrown ditches. Even further off, the howl of coyotes gives warning to some unfortunate creature.

The song changed.

I lean back on my elbows in the truck box so I'm not craning my neck as much. I watch the sky light and darken as the green strips stretch and compress, appear and dissappear.

I found a place among the souls who offered me a rope, thankful for the day my journey came across the boat

I glance over at the friend next to me, their breath fogging from the cold night air as they try to take a picture of the sight in front of them. A picture can hold a thousand words, and will always far outlast our memories. The last time we watched the sky like this, we were laying on rocks beside a bridge, both being lulled to sleep by the song of a foolish man, enchanted by a forest spirit. I had never known rocks to be so comfortable until that night.

The song changed.

I went back to watching the sky, the ribbons of light greatly diminished from when I last looked. Now, they seemed to be painting a picture of a snowy tundra, briefly illuminated by pine trees, putting emphasis instead on the stars above the green light. I traced the constellations I knew, recalling the stories and different names I knew for each one; wishing I knew more of their names, shapes, and histories.

I know you'd break your neck just to see the stars

I chucked and rubbed the back of my sore neck. If nothing else, the song got that right. The two friends seemed to tire of their galavanting and ran back over to join us at the truck again, watching the stars and northern lights. The ribbons seemed to take that as their cue to take center stage, once again filling the night sky. The lines between each fold and spike grew and shrank, boldened and blurred. We watched the spectacle in awe, music having returned to the familiar, calming strings.

A flash of orange, red, and yellow streaked through the performance, there and gone in an instant. For a moment, all that could be heard was the stringed instruments. My friends began exclaiming their shock, estonishment, and excitement, one regretfully saying they didn't make a wish. I sat there, stunned, replaying the sudden flash of light - a meteor, we agreed - desperately trying to commit it to memory. I didn't want to forget it or that night. The friend next to me suggested I make a note of it on my phone, so I did.

The night drew on, and songs continued to change. Eventually, we moved the truck around so we could watch from inside the cab, as most of us did not dress warmly enough. The friend and I talked about the last time we stargazed like that and of bringing blankets next time. We talked about the people we liked and of people we wished to love.

After what might have been hours, the show did end, and the four of us left our little spot in the country so we could all sleep before work the next day.

(the original note from that night: Fucking commet while watching Northern lights with buds)

Green Ribbons Of Light Danced Across The Darkened Rural Sky To The Song Of Stringed Instruments Coming
Green Ribbons Of Light Danced Across The Darkened Rural Sky To The Song Of Stringed Instruments Coming

Songs referenced are (in order): Journey to Wherever We May Go by Grand Commander, The Willow Maid by Eurtan, Archer by Novo Amor. The referenced string music is from Astronomy, Vol. 1 by Sleeping at Last.

Pictures by @/alyssamoggy on Instagram


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4 months ago
Is Anyone Else Seeing This Stuff?? It Seems Like They Might've Done This With The Whole Blurryface Album.

Is anyone else seeing this stuff?? It seems like they might've done this with the whole blurryface album. But then if you go to their channel they havent uploaded anything since the line.

And I don't remember the exact date, but this seems to be roughly a month after they did the same thing with self titled.

Also dude falling through a hole in the ground?? A reference to no phun intended?? Or am I looking into it too much/wrong?

It is too early in the morning for this


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pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man
The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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