If Ancient Romans Were Introduced To The Concept Of Modern Cell Phones, It Would Take Them Like Three

If ancient Romans were introduced to the concept of modern cell phones, it would take them like three days to start writing laws regulating taking and sending people nudes, because somebody already got stabbed over sending a fellow councilman a picture of his dick with the text "the next time your wife is sad, show this to her to remind her that there are still good things in this life."

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Having Mad Artblock Rn

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4 months ago

If that is whats going on then I am so hyped

Is Anyone Else Seeing This Stuff?? It Seems Like They Might've Done This With The Whole Blurryface Album.

Is anyone else seeing this stuff?? It seems like they might've done this with the whole blurryface album. But then if you go to their channel they havent uploaded anything since the line.

And I don't remember the exact date, but this seems to be roughly a month after they did the same thing with self titled.

Also dude falling through a hole in the ground?? A reference to no phun intended?? Or am I looking into it too much/wrong?

It is too early in the morning for this

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I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

2 months ago
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7 months ago

Literal definition of spyware:

Literal Definition Of Spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Literal Definition Of Spyware:

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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

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pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man
The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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