pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man
The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

225 posts

Latest Posts by pluckedchicken - Page 3

4 months ago

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

4 months ago

Cannot STAND narratives which imply that if you've done bad things the only thing you can do to truly atone is sacrifice your life and die!!! What happened to dying is easy living is harder? What happened to forgiveness and redemption??? What happened to putting in the work to undo what has been done????? I'll kill someone.


Tags
4 months ago

dionysus big naturals

5 months ago

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

5 months ago

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

5 months ago

It’s weird to grow up in a family where you know you’re loved but you don’t feel loved. And then later in adulthood you understand how almost impossible it seems to cross that distance and let yourself experience closeness, how otherworldly love feels now and how love feels unbearable at times. You flinch when someone tries to wholeheartedly love you. And over and over you see so clearly how you cannot be loved unless it's from afar and love is mixed with that familiar sensation of distance and coldness.

5 months ago
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Healthcare. The parties score as follows:
NDP. Yes: 1. Long-term funding for the Public Health Agency of Canada. 2. Extend healthcare services to include universal dental care; working with provincial partners, health professionals and dentists to develop a roadmap to incorporate universal dental care into Canada’s public health care system, and immediately deliver dental care coverage for people who don’t have any private insurance. 3. Prescription medication for mental health care will now be available free of cost to Canadians. 4. Federal re-investment in our health system to include eye care, hearing care, and Canadians struggling with infertility. 
Liberal: Yes: 1. Reduce wait times for healthcare. 2. Increase wages for personal support workers. 3. Ensuring Canadians have access to a family doctor or nurse practitioner. 4. Increase access to mental health services. 5. Modernize the health care system with standardized information.

Conservative: No. 1. Support rights for doctors, nurses, and others to refuse to participate in, or refer their patients for abortion, assisted suicide, or euthanasia. 2. Will not support any legislation to regulate abortion. 3. Will prohibit life altering medicinal or surgical interventions on minors under 18 to treat gender confusion or dysphoria. 4. Will not commit to keeping social programs like pharmacare. 5. There are no specifications on how the Conservative Party will fund or improve healthcare.

The third row addresses Education.
NDP: Yes. 1. Making post-secondary education part of our public education system. 2. Moving away from loans and significantly increasing access to non-repayable Canada Student Grants. 3. Permanently removing interest on all federal student loans. 4. Working towards a future where tuition is free.

Liberal: Yes: 1. Increase the repayment assistance threshold to $50,000 for Canada Student Loan borrowers who are single. 2. Permanently eliminate the federal interest on Canada Student Loans and Canada Apprentice Loans to support young Canadians who choose to invest in post-secondary education. 3. Increase the refundable tax credit to 25% (from 15%). 

Conservative: No. 1. Removing post-secondary education funding from the Canada Social Transfer (federal funding distributed to provinces and territories) and creating an independent Canada Education Transfer (burden of funding is placed upon the provinces and territories). 2. Implementing Income Contingent Loans and providing a preferred interest rate on student loans post-graduation.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for. For example: These polices are collected from sources dated between 2019 and 2024 and may have been updated since. Be sure to read up on the latest!
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Homelessness / Poverty, and Housing Support. The parties score as follows:
NDP: Yes: 1. Create more social housing and other affordable options. 2. Work with the provinces and municipalities to fast-track the purchase, lease and conversion of hotels and motels for emergency housing relief until more permanent, community-based solutions are available. 3. Expand income security programs, beginning with seniors and people living with disabilities, to build towards a future where all individuals residing in Canada have access to a guaranteed livable basic income."
Liberal: Yes: 1. Introduce a new Rent-to-Own program to help make it easier for renters to get on the path towards home ownership while renting. 2. Work with Indigenous partners to co-develop an Urban, Rural, and Northern Indigenous Housing Strategy. 3. Increase funding to the National Housing Co-Investment fund by a total of $2.7 billion over 4 years.
Conservative: No. 1. Assisting in the provision of shelters and by recognizing, addressing and seeking solutions to contributing factors of homelessness. 2. Withhold transit and infrastructure funding from cities until sufficient high-density housing around transit stations is built and occupied. Cities will not receive money for transit until there are keys-in-doors. 3. Cut the bonuses and salaries, and if needed, fire the gatekeepers at CMHC if they are unable to speed up approval of applications for housing programs to an average of 60 days. 

The third row addresses Drug Crisis Support.
NDP: Yes. 1. Work with the provinces and health professionals to create a safe supply of medically regulated alternatives to toxic street drugs, support overdose prevention sites and expand access to treatment on demand for people struggling with addiction. 2. Declare a public health emergency and commit to working with all levels of government, health experts and Canadians to end the criminalization and stigma of drug addiction, so that people struggling with addiction can get the help they need without fear of arrest, while getting tough on the real criminals - those who traffic in and profit from illegal drugs. 3. Launch an investigation into the role drug companies may have played in fueling the opioid crisis, and seek meaningful financial compensation from them.

Liberal: Yes. 1. Introduce a comprehensive strategy to address problematic substance use to end the opioids crisis. 2. Invest $500 million to support the provinces and territories in providing access to a full-range of evidence-based treatment, recognizing that successful treatment is not determined by long-term abstinence. 3. Support provinces and territories in creating standards for substance use treatment programs so that Canadians can access quality and evidence-based support when they need it most. 4. Support the many lower-risk and first-time offenders by reforming the Criminal Code to repeal relevant mandatory minimum penalties and requiring police and Crown prosecutors to consider diverting individuals out of the criminal justice system.

Conservative: Yes: 1. Invest $325 million over the next three years (2021 - 2024) to create 1000 residential treatment beds and build 50 recovery community centres across the country. 2. Partner with the provinces to ensure naloxone kits are available for free across Canada. 3. Revise federal drugs and substance abuse policies to focus on recovery and harm reduction.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for.

Don't Fuck Around and Find Out. Be informed about the policies you're voting for.

Exceedingly summarized positions from three of Canada's parties based on information either readily available on each party's website (NDP, Liberal, Conservative), or otherwise found through articles.

Don't just take this chart at face value. At the time of this post, none of these parties have released their official 2025 election year platforms.

Also as a way to make politics slightly more bearable, take a shot every time Pierre Poilievre says "Trudeau" in a public statement or social media post. Happy holidays 🍻


Tags
5 months ago

they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

5 months ago
5 months ago

Microsoft's latest update for Windows 11 (with Copilot+) includes a feature called "Recall" that you might want to disable. The Recall records everything on screen you do. This means it stores information like your passwords, browsing history, images, videos, messages, and emails. To disable it, type the following command as admin user:

Dism /Online /Disable-Feature /Featurename:Recall

Microsoft's Latest Update For Windows 11 (with Copilot+) Includes A Feature Called "Recall" That You
5 months ago

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

5 months ago
I Love You, Get Up, Keep Going.
I Love You, Get Up, Keep Going.
I Love You, Get Up, Keep Going.
I Love You, Get Up, Keep Going.
I Love You, Get Up, Keep Going.

i love you, get up, keep going.

posted a month ago on my Patreon and Ko-fi, original text by @inkskinned can be found here 💗

✅ you are welcome to: crop the images for banners/pfps (with credit); create voice overs w/o AI

❌ you may not: repost to other platforms w/o permission; create voice overs with AI; create NFTs

get early access to new comics: patreon, ko-fi || get your fursona assigned by me || browse older Tumblr Comicscs

5 months ago

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.


Tags
5 months ago
No, I Dont Think I Will Ignore This Because Youre Actually So Right For This

No, I dont think I will ignore this because youre actually so right for this

This needs to be said louder for those in the back

love punk culture, hate interacting with punk communities online

5 months ago

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

5 months ago
Reblog If You Stand Against Order, Civilization, And Goodness Itself

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

5 months ago
5 months ago

Microsoft's latest update for Windows 11 (with Copilot+) includes a feature called "Recall" that you might want to disable. The Recall records everything on screen you do. This means it stores information like your passwords, browsing history, images, videos, messages, and emails. To disable it, type the following command as admin user:

Dism /Online /Disable-Feature /Featurename:Recall

Microsoft's Latest Update For Windows 11 (with Copilot+) Includes A Feature Called "Recall" That You
6 months ago
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"

"tragedies: the love was there"

6 months ago

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm gay and tired as hell idk man you decide for me. Flip a fucking coin. Kiss me and find out ://

6 months ago

HANAHAKI IS NOT ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE!!!! YOU DO NOT DIE IF THE LOVE IS UNREQUITED!!!!!!! IT IS A REPRESENTATION OF HOLDING IN YOUR FEELINGS AND HOW HEAVY IT IS AND HOW IF YOU JUST LET IT OUT INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM FESTER INSIDE YOU IT WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER AND SO MUCH LESS PAIN FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TRUSTING YOURSELF AND THE OTHER PERSON!!!!!!

yes au's can exist and any deviation of the traditional hanahaki is a-ok!! but stop acting like it can only be cured if the love is requited ORIGINALLY when people ask about it!!! that's not how it is!!!!!!!!!

6 months ago

Petition to bring the boops back.

6 months ago

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

6 months ago
CHAT BIG BIG BIG NEWS

CHAT BIG BIG BIG NEWS

6 months ago

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore


Tags
6 months ago

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

6 months ago

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags