Got A Kitty In Ma Lap And Am Heading To A Pride Festival. Gonna Be A Good Day!

Got a kitty in ma lap and am heading to a pride festival. Gonna be a good day!

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

It's 1:48 AM, somehow already June "12th," 2023, and I yawn as I make my way towards bed. I pass a Conservation Event flyer, reading "Spronkus Grand Reintroduction to Local Environment, 12 Jun!" and, ignoring the calls of my bed, I look up Spronkus (aka the r/196 community migrating to Tumblr from Reddit) (unpictured: me realizing r/196 is where all the bomb-ass 100gecs-core hrt memes come from lmao). 3 hours later, I'm eagerly attending r/196's release into the wild, circles under my eyes and Spronkus memorabilia gripped in hand. (For the sake of clarity: Spronkus represents r/196 refugees in this comic)

An r/196 MOD in a safari hat (because that's what nature conservationists wear i guess) gently places a crate on the ground, and when they open it, Spronkus is inside! A yellow rabbit with a trans flag bandana. Spronkus appears... less-than enthused about the new environment. Overstimulated, perhaps. Trepidatious. But looking over their shoulder, the MOD gives them a thumbs up, and Spronkus ventures into the blue landscape of Tumblr.

Spronkus approaches some flowers, sniffing them before giving one an experimental munch. Oh, what's this? Some Tumblr cats have appeared? Spronkus and the kittens seem to be feeling each other out... and they're getting along! Look a them run and play. This is great, I hope Spronkus likes it here enough to stay! But my thoughts are interrupted as I see something worrisome approaching on the horizon.

Oh no, it's a wild boar! (aka an asshole of the TERF variety) Spronkus doesn't see the boar behind them and- oh no, the boar is charging!

The boar pierces Spronkus in the side with her tusks. It's all over. Spronkus is down- wait, what's this? Spronkus is completely unaffected by the attack. Silence ensues as boar and kittens alike try to make sense of the situation.

Spronkus looks at the boar. They say "Bitch I'm from Reddit," and then their jaw unhinges into a gigantic maw, like a bear trap that got invited to the French Revolution.

And then I and the other event attendees are being splattered with blood from the sidelines. The MOD is unphased. I have no mouth but I make raucous applause, now sporting more spontaneously-generated Spronkus merch, including a shirt that reads, "Get Spronkd." What was I ever afraid of? Spronkus has overcome much worse than fringe bullies online.

Get Spr(ule)onkd

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

I am sorry that happened. I know that someday the androgynous soul that you have will be expressed outwardly as much as it is inward. If you need someone to talk to, we will be here for you.

Having a tough time out bc I got clocked and idk I’m not happy about it

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

It's muh BIRFDAE and I am CUTE and someone should KISS ME

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

I Made This A Long Time Ago But For Some Reason Never Posted! It Is My Quick Guide To Protecting Yourself

I made this a long time ago but for some reason never posted! It is my quick guide to protecting yourself against burnout as a person with ADHD and ASD.

Of course it is all about meeting your support needs at the end of the day, which are completely individual and may vary over time, but this could function as a guide if you have a hard time figuring out where to start! 🫶🏻 💙💙💙

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

"imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with a TRANS WOMAN!!!!" bitch how would i know i'm not checking dicks at the door i am here to jet blast piss into the bowl so loud that it makes everyone else in there worried about my well being

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plushy-fan

1 year ago

Sometimes, my friends will say something to the effect of "I can't create art, I dont have the skill."

Bestie, you do not need to be the next Picasso, Tolkien, or Michelanglo to be an artist. What it takes to be an artist is a desire to create and improve.

Its like climbing a mountain. If you stare at the top, you miss the step in front.

You do not have to create anything beautiful, not even in your eyes. You just need to take the next step.

Side note: i notice this the most with people who are neurodivergent. This may be because we often come to the conclusion that we are less than. You aren't lesser, regardless of your ability. A lesser artist is one who does not try.