Spronkus Trying The Grimace Shake Becus I Got Bored Aggagagaaaga

spronkus trying the grimace shake becus i got bored aggagagaaaga

Spronkus Trying The Grimace Shake Becus I Got Bored Aggagagaaaga
Spronkus Trying The Grimace Shake Becus I Got Bored Aggagagaaaga

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1 year ago
It's 1:48 AM, somehow already June "12th," 2023, and I yawn as I make my way towards bed. I pass a Conservation Event flyer, reading "Spronkus Grand Reintroduction to Local Environment, 12 Jun!" and, ignoring the calls of my bed, I look up Spronkus (aka the r/196 community migrating to Tumblr from Reddit) (unpictured: me realizing r/196 is where all the bomb-ass 100gecs-core hrt memes come from lmao). 3 hours later, I'm eagerly attending r/196's release into the wild, circles under my eyes and Spronkus memorabilia gripped in hand. (For the sake of clarity: Spronkus represents r/196 refugees in this comic)
An r/196 MOD in a safari hat (because that's what nature conservationists wear i guess) gently places a crate on the ground, and when they open it, Spronkus is inside! A yellow rabbit with a trans flag bandana. Spronkus appears... less-than enthused about the new environment. Overstimulated, perhaps. Trepidatious. But looking over their shoulder, the MOD gives them a thumbs up, and Spronkus ventures into the blue landscape of Tumblr.
Spronkus approaches some flowers, sniffing them before giving one an experimental munch. Oh, what's this? Some Tumblr cats have appeared? Spronkus and the kittens seem to be feeling each other out... and they're getting along! Look a them run and play. This is great, I hope Spronkus likes it here enough to stay! But my thoughts are interrupted as I see something worrisome approaching on the horizon.
Oh no, it's a wild boar! (aka an asshole of the TERF variety) Spronkus doesn't see the boar behind them and- oh no, the boar is charging!
The boar pierces Spronkus in the side with her tusks. It's all over. Spronkus is down- wait, what's this? Spronkus is completely unaffected by the attack. Silence ensues as boar and kittens alike try to make sense of the situation.
Spronkus looks at the boar. They say "Bitch I'm from Reddit," and then their jaw unhinges into a gigantic maw, like a bear trap that got invited to the French Revolution.
And then I and the other event attendees are being splattered with blood from the sidelines. The MOD is unphased. I have no mouth but I make raucous applause, now sporting more spontaneously-generated Spronkus merch, including a shirt that reads, "Get Spronkd." What was I ever afraid of? Spronkus has overcome much worse than fringe bullies online.

Get Spr(ule)onkd

1 year ago

"imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with a TRANS WOMAN!!!!" bitch how would i know i'm not checking dicks at the door i am here to jet blast piss into the bowl so loud that it makes everyone else in there worried about my well being

1 year ago

Sounds like tonsillitis to me. Give it a few days and see if it calms down. If not, promise me you will see someone.

(Usually bacterial infection for the record)

Still struggling to breathe but at least with enough alcohol in me i dont have the mental faculties to be anxious about it 👍

I love debugging code while tipsy lol

1 year ago

Women be shopping.

For? Other women.

Makes you think 🤔

1 year ago

About me

20 something from the deep south

Trans girl

Bisexual

Open to YOUR horny dms!

RESTRICTIONS

No minors, no chasers, no terfs

Chaser in this context would refer to someone who would not treat me with respect (ie. Asking for personal info like address, or being a dick)

1 year ago
1 year ago

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

1 year ago

Like and reblog if your account is a safe space for trans lesbians. It feels like trans lesbians in particular get shamed and ridiculed a lot by people in and out of the community. If you’re reading this I want to let you know you’re valid and I hope your safe and doing well.

1 year ago
"Greetings Traveler, Could I Intrest You, A Person Of (might I Say) Tasteful Persuasion In My Wares?"

"Greetings traveler, could I intrest you, a person of (might I say) tasteful persuasion in my wares?"

"Greetings Traveler, Could I Intrest You, A Person Of (might I Say) Tasteful Persuasion In My Wares?"

"No money? That is a shame indeed. Away with you miscreant."


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1 year ago

:3

Do yall like trans girls with tons of body hair? I don't mean just armpits and pubes, I mean whole body. Like ass, chest, belly, arms, legs. Cause if you do, I may actually start to like the way my body looks

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plushy-fan - lol, lmao even
lol, lmao even

she/her 20. on da spectrum and on jah.

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