Plutokin

i really want to change my pfp but its also been the same for three years and jm oddly attached

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

hello to all 3 new porn bots that have followed me. please leave

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I do understand the general point of pain being your body telling you something is wrong with it but like. I already know that. Hence why I think I should be able to press "remind me later" like an iOS update

its 1 am which means its time to go on uquiz and have my entire soul read by a 14 y/o overanalyzing which mitski lyric i picked

"would preteen you be proud of current you" is complicated because preteen me didnt think we would ever be an adult. not in a dark way or anything, i just didnt realize the passage of time also applied to me

Listen I don’t know a lot about penicillin but this?

This is the same size syringe the Ellie used on Joel, pulled out to the same dosage. And if I were to be giving a penicillin injection, this is the more or less the amount I’d be using. Here’s the thing though.

I work with horses.