Hi Any Life Advice For 21yo

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

MAYBE I SHOULD CLARIFY but he just kills us with magic i think </3 also he doesn't say sorry for doing it lmao

GUYS I GOT A DIFFERENT ENDING THAN ALL OF THE SCREENSHOTS IM SEEING ON HERE

SHOULD I BE WORRIED???

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class schedule on it and it made me feel ancient and decrepit

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine