Tell Me That I'm Wrong

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

day 6

I'm not super pleased with this one either D: swings and round abouts, there's gonna be 30 of these!

Also, i should have gone to bed several hours ago and i'm falling asleep again. I feel like by the end of May i'm going to be able to paint while in REM

edit:

Oh no she looks like player 2 Blanka

MerMay day 2

Did i draw these merms too big to fit 30 of them in the kelp forest, we'll fuckin see i guess

Also, 2 for 2 drawing the arms real weird. Maybe that's just mermaid anatomy in this universe. Mini merms have weird ass arms. World building! It helps them swim. Somehow.

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

children are starving at the fastest rate that the world has ever known

Day 24!

Low effort day lets gooooooo

Kasimir and Edvard at Cabcon, having two wildly different experiences (This definitely breaks canon on the timeline of clothes buy i couldn't resist the visual)

(Also, the line is for sure "penny penny, or possibly farthing farthing" but I painted it without double checking >_< )

I painted this back when blades came out and never posted it. I was super proud of it at the time, and I'm posting it now before succumb to the urge to repaint it, I still like it, i just could do more with the background

visual description is in the alt text :)

ive decided to put the postcards ive done so far up for sale on ko-fi this week since its my birthday today!

check out https://ko-fi.com/hess/shop for the listings - they’ll be shipped out next week!

(reblogs are also v much appreciated (and a great bday gift winks))

to get postcards like this at a discounted rate + lots of bonus content you can have a gander at my patreon as well!

Mermay day 22

sooooooo maybe her shadows are the wrong way. Maybe i painted her right next to another pink mermaid and had to move her and she only fit when i flipped her around. maybe.