let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
I open a university offer email...I'm nervous to see if I've been rejected or not...I read it out loud to my family...
"Hello Jon, apologies for the deception-"
Listening to The Silt Verses and hearing Jonny Sims was a genuine jumpscare. I love him but whenever he just appears out of nowhere he gives me the same reaction as Lin-Manuel Miranda
TL;DR - my reaction to Jonny appearing out of nowhere:
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
I finally made this…no comfort only pain sorry
santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
i don't know if i'm stupid and just can't find anything but does anyone have access to the original forums in German? (the things from the TMA ARG Newsroom Translations but not translated). I missed the whole ARG due to school and I'd like to get through the original content myself :))
Love yik yak sometimes