It’s A Demon From Hell, Not A Magic Eight Ball.

I'm teaching Kindergarten summer school and forgot just how strange little kids are...

Me: Let's guess the hidden word! "Jose's cat likes to drink m____"

Student 1: Mouse!

Me: Let's check if our guess makes sense. Cats eat mice, they don't drink them.

Student 2: Well, if a cat kills a mouse it can drink its blood!

Student 3: Yeah! And if you put a mouse in a blender, you could make a mouse milkshake! And the cat could drink the mouse milkshake!

Help... Cuteness Overload

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF 

AHAHAHA it was only a couple murders...

All These Numbers

Yes.

To Muslims, Immigrants, Women, the Disabled, anyone in the LGBT+, community, and any minority group:

I’m so sorry. Stay strong and know that I love you and there are still people out here who support you.

Cam the Ham

I wish I could legally adopt a ham so I could name him Cam so that I could say to people that Cam the Ham is Fam

Halloween goals. Become this dog. 

what costume? 

Is it just me or is this dog Kraimer from Seinfeld???

Mimi pets gifs

Sad Day

Turns out I may never see my best friend again. Can’t reach her by phone, twitter, facebook and now not tumblr. I tried going to her house and I didn’t get a response. She is a homoromantic ace and her parents don’t want her to be “gay” and now since I accepted her for who she was I may never see her again :(

The giant meteor tried ok... He wasn't that white though

where is our boring white protagonist who will save us from our dystopian war zone when we need them

Ooo I love space!!

Pickerings Triangle

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