The Flesh Is Willing. The Flesh Is Also Eepy.

Man. Yall remember being young and feeling like you knew everything? I miss that boundless confidence.

//Ellie’s been reading @shilo-sumac’s blog in whatever way makes sense xD enjoy the vague post.

Cool xD

Ooo I’m glad you rest and relax- what do you do that relaxes you? :)

( @poketherapist-in-training )

Morning! What are you up to today? I just had a crazy experience myself x)

Nothing really!! Getting back into form for the week, mostly, haha.

Oh ?? You wanna elaborate, or??

:0 Rly? Cool!

Erm. I guess I was expecting more complexity to that.

How does this work with ya?

Hey B. How are things?

~ @poketherapist-in-training

Going well! ^^

How is everything with you?

the urge to… draw.. turnip..too cutes

Hoya! Pippi and I had a hard few days x) but we’re on break for a bit finally! Phew!

I’ve never heard of that one tbh! Whats it like? I do love idlers but mostly while crafting! If you’d ever wanna game together that would be so fun!

Oooo… I am thinking thoughts. Maybe you could send me some? x) Is that weird? Hahahaa!

( @poketherapist-in-training )

Morning! What are you up to today? I just had a crazy experience myself x)

Nothing really!! Getting back into form for the week, mostly, haha.

Oh ?? You wanna elaborate, or??

A pelipper mail package. It's certainly rain-damaged, it seems like something went wrong during delivery.

Inside are two pots with... eggs? In them. Both are mostly buried within decently sized terracotta pots. They are remarkably undamaged. Seems as though they were packaged with care.

A Note is Attached. A lot of the text is illegible.

FR?M ??????

H??lo! I ????e? to tha?k yo? for t???ng in th?se eggs ??r m?. I -

The bottom chunk of the note is entirely illegible. There are more lines, but it seems they got soaked in the water. There is no information to be gleaned as to the origin or intended destination of these eggs.

Oh man… erm…

Was this meant for me?

Pippi, hang on, don’t take them inside just yet, we should-

Wow, cold shoulder by my own partner pokemon. She sure was in a rush to get them inside…

*Shuts the door.* Welp. Better see if I can call the post office and see what’s going on.

And ask @newcomer-karp if they recognize any of this. Maybe it’s theirs…?

Sibliiiing, did you order a… really tall skinny egg with a leaf and a really thick chonky egg with a leaf?

Pfft no worries!! I figured I’d ask but I completely get that xD I guess I’m used to Pippi and her eggs that she loves to hand out… she has a weird one right now though? 🤔 But, anyway-

Ooo that game sounds like Spore! But idle? :0 I may have to check that out! Man, Spore was my fave as a kid…

( @poketherapist-in-training )

Morning! What are you up to today? I just had a crazy experience myself x)

Nothing really!! Getting back into form for the week, mostly, haha.

Oh ?? You wanna elaborate, or??

An in-universe explanation for making pokemon variants