There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)
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It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!
They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...
But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..
And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!
Panchito knocked
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Nothing?
Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong
He looked at Panchito and smiled gently
The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up
Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door
The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking
"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright
A minute of awareness
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"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy
He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug
The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles
"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter
But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again
"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go
The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks
"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open
Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck
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It wasn't normal
Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't
Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?
Why?!
Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information
He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety
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He's furious
He had never known that he could be do angry
But now he is not up to it
"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"
"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee
"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him
"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"
"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"
Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile
"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"
Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice
"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place
"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned
"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him
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Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded
He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him
Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits
"I hate you..."
Gladstone prayed that he had heard
"What?..."
"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder
"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming
"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears
"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying
The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene
"Glady...?"
Gladstone turned around
"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him
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"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly
"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him
"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying
Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms
Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites
The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito
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"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea
"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose
"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."
Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath
"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence
"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied
Like hell he'd let them know
"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up
"No" — the duck didn't give up either
Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"
Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation
"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop
"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry
Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech
When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot
"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod
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"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.
Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!
But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth
"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face
"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck
"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:
"We love you too!"
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"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes
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"El QUE?!"
"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure
"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed
"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"
Donald snuggled up to the touch
"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down
The room dropped into a new pleasant silence
"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched
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Bitch, I done
Your drawing of Pete is so cute! I always smile when I see your posts in the recommendations! (≡^∇^≡)
May I ask: how do you see Donald and Pete's friendship? I just ship them, but I'm interested in the opinion of other Donald and Pete fans
HIIII THANKS!!! I see them as Pete making Donald mad knowingly, I see that Donald may be the one of the trio who's less excited to be Pete's friend and actually tries to avoid him but oh well gjslagk
Каждый раз, когда кто-то лайкает мой пост (и когда у меня блядское настроение)
Every time someone likes my post (and when I'm in a fucking mood)
Перевод: Эта сучка не знает, что я русская..
Ещё тамблер блог япи
Donald, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Della: But Donald, we don't smoke.
Donald: Cut the crap, Della. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Donald: *points at Gladstone* One! *points at Fethry* Two! *points at Gyro* Three! *points at Fenton* Four! *points at Della* Five!
Donald: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Gyro: *puts a cigarrette in Donald's hand*
Donald: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal
Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!
I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.
I can't keep this to myself anymore.. Here's a ff with Donald Duck (pls let someone draw it ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )) (just kidding, you don't have to do fan-art to an my mini-fanfic-sketh
Like a rich and elegant party
Panchito: I'm sooooooooo tired! I'm booooreeeeeeeeed! What are we waiting for, lindo?
Jose: Calm down, meu amor, we have to wait for our Donal. Without him, our performance will be just an ordinary disappointment.
Panchito: You're right, pimpollo.
Jose x Panchito: *kiss*
Panchito: I just hope your ex and him don't bother us..
Jose: *looked around*
Maria Vas and Ze Galo
Jose: foda-se..
Ze Galo: *notices them and together with Maria go to them*
Panchito: me he acabado..
Ze Galo: Ze! What a surprise! I didn't expect to see you here~ *definitely puts his hand on the shore of Maria*
Maria Vas: *she snuggles up to Ze Galo and grins*
Jose: Yeah, same.. *whisper* Galinha estupida..
Panchito: *he puts him hand on Jose's shoulder and hugs him to him* And what are you doing here?
Ze Galo: Knocked out a ticket in the first queue. And you?
Jose: We are performing.
Maria Vas: Then why aren't you on stage? And you don't rehearse?
Jose: We are waiting for the third Caballero.
Maria Vas: Of course~
Ze Galo: In the case, do you mind if we wait wit you? Right?
Ze Galo and Jose: *angry staring*
Donald Duck: Sorry for wait!
Panchito: Nothing wrong, mi linda..- pati- to...
Donald: *he is dressed in a tight red dress that glitters a little, with black eye shadows and underlined arrows*
Donald: Hi~
Jose: Woah..
Panchito: H-hi..
Donald: *he walked right up to Panchito and played with the feathers under his neck a little with his fingers*
Donald: *walked past Jose, but ran his hand from his cheek to his chin*
Donald: Okay, boys, let's go. The stage is not waiting!
Panchito: *looks after Donald and falls*
Jose: *comes to himself*
Jose: Well, as our Donal said.. *helped up Panchito*
Jose: The stage not waiting!
Panchito: Adios!
Ze Galo and Maria Vas: . . .
Ze Galo: Porra, esse pato e muito gostoso.
Maria: *hit him*
Ze Galo: Ouch!
(yeah, I wrote it for Donald in a dress..)
Everyone can say what they want, but they won't be able to convince me that Anna is also Donald's coolest alter ego.
VUM DADA VUM! My brain rot for Anna Duck has become all too real. I will die in defense of the one true queen.
“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid
Donald: It's bitch time.
Pete: ...
Pete: Maybe beach time?
Donald in a short purple dress with a cutout on the chest and black glasses: No. Bitch.
Pete, blushing: Oh, shit.
I knew it
GUYS???? THIS ISNT ON FANDOM WIKI THIS IS THE REAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR PANCHITO
SAME
you know what…..IM GONNA SHIP LORD SHEN AND KAI AND THATS FINAL