We Can't Help It If It's Soft.

Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal

Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!

I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.

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It's okay, I wanted to answer you anyway 😘

Yeah...

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Donald: Great, the police are here!

Pete: Well, the plan as usual is CE.

Donald: "CE"?...

Pete: Cute eyes. Look.

Chief O'Hara: Hands behind your head!!

Pete: 🥺meow...

Chief O'Hara: Awww...

Pete: Your turn, babe.

Donald: Okay, I think...?

Donald: *deep breath in*

Donald with the sweet eyes: Q-quack...

Later

Mickey on the phone: Can you believe it, the boss had a heart attack! They managed to save him, but for some reason he was smiling.. Doctors assume that it is a stroke...

Donald: Oh, it's very sad...

Pete in the background: *dying of laughter*

In the Duck City

Scrooge: Whose idea was this?!

Daisy: In our defense, it should be a birthday present.

Scrooge: It's a terrible present, I have to tell you! It's like you don't know Donald! He's going to mess up and behave worse than Gladstone!

Gladstone: Hey!

Huey: If we hurry up and find Unca Donald, we can control his level of arrogance! *gets a graffiti of arrogance where the levels are divided into the arrogance of Gladstone, Scrooge, Louie, etc.*

Gladstone: Why am I at the highest level?!

Della: Shut up, Gladdy! Donald!! We coming!

After a while...

Dewey: I'm tired...

Louie: And I'm richer.

Somewhere in the distance, Mickey screamed.

Della: What the-?!

When they ran to Mickey, he was lying on a bench while Minnie and Goofy waved their fans at him.

Della: Again. What the-

Daisy: *silently points to a small castle-like house*

Inside.

Donald in a sailor princess dress: Pete, stop it~

Pete in a pirate costume: Why? These roses will match your dress very well.~

Della: Ew! Kids, close your eyes!

Scrooge: *fainted*

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Zhen: WOW!! Shen! Step-uncle! Isn't this thing super-duper sweet?

Shen "the fuck did she just called me": Yeah, I know. That's why I take it.

Zhen: I thought what step-uncle Tai Lung had a sweet tooth?

Shen: He is. I just want to give him more stuff he like.

Zhen: You has a sweet tooth TOO?!

Shen blushing: ... Maybe a little more than Tai Lung... Don't tell anyone.

*Later*

Po: Hey, Shen! Dude, big bro! Take sibas!

Tai Lung: My love, I have some nian gao. Let's eat together.

Shen: ...

Shen: *silently turns his head to Zhen*

Zhen: *gives a thumbs up with stupid smile like: "I take this!*

1.Day. Heterochromia

— Wow... — Donald whispered as he reached into Jose's cheek. — They are so... Beautiful — he reached up to her cheek and began to gently caress her while he was drowning in the eyes of his boyfriend.

Silence hung between the birds. They looked into each other's eyes with fascination and could not tear themselves away from each other.

Blue and brown eyes looked into his. And it was beautiful.

A gentle blue eye, as if the ocean was drawing him in. There were so many mysteries and so much beauty in it that he couldn't stop looking.

And the same gentle brown. It was as if the sweet chocolate that Donald adored so much made him want more. And he didn't really mind.

Donald was falling in love with every second.

And Jose...

Jose had never heard such words.

Everyone who saw his real eye color called him a freak.

He was afraid to show his blue eye, not knowing how his boyfriends would react.

"And how could I be afraid of such a cutie?" — Jose smiled.

— Jo? Are you okay? — Donald's worried voice brought him back to reality.

— Oh.. — when did he start crying?

Donald gently collected each tear, drying his cheeks with his sleeve.

Silence, like a warm blanket enveloped them, as if this moment could last forever.

— Carinos! — until the third boyfriend showed up.

I bet he looks like this because he's cold

Reading PK Avenger while listening to noir music for ambiance. 

PK Avenger issue #0

Tai Lung: Someone help me find my husband. He fell into the snow and now I can't see him and I can't tell him from the snow.