Art
It's a nice day. The birds are singing, the oblochka are flying.
Up to this point...
CRASH
The door in the office opens abruptly, almost falling off its hinges and an angry duck stomps inside.
- "Damn Glomgold, stupid Rockerdak, unbearable Magic.. Was it really necessary for you to disturb my quiet day?" thoughts raced furiously through Scrooge's head as he threw his top hat on the hanger. Batista had already gone far away to finish the job and not get caught in the hot hand of his employer.
Scrooge angrily looked around the office, looking for his nephew — the only person who can calm, resist and withstand the anger of his uncle (depending on the mood of both of them).
McDuck's eyes sparkled with rage and the sparks slowly ignited the fire when old duck thought to himself that Donald was skipping work again?! He spun around and froze like a statue. All the heat and fervor died out in Scrooge's eyes, giving way to emotions unexpected for his character: tenderness and love.
Donald was lying on one of Scrooge's money bags, curled up like a kitten on his stomach, his legs dangling gold coins down to the floor, and his arms were crossed and the sailor's head was lying on them, pressing his cheek against his own sleeve.
Scrooge felt the butterflies flutter and he clenched his beak faster and tighter so as not to squeal, but still could not stop himself from shaking his hands in the air.
"You're a stupid nephew, Donald! How dare you be so sweet when I'm so mad at you?!" — Old duck thought to himself, not a bit angry at the whole world anymore.
Scrooge finally pulled himself together and crept as quietly and quickly as possible to his desk. He took out a notebook and a small pencil case from one of the old, almost unused drawers. McDuck quietly pulled over the nearest other money bag and, getting comfortable, began to draw.
The room gradually filled with Donald's quiet snuffling and his uncle's even quieter giggling, which captured another calm but important moment in his life.
Batista opened the door to bring new papers for Scrooge, but when he saw that his employer was already busy with something else, the dog simply put on black glasses and grabbed the nearest broom, walked away while no one saw him, tapping the back side on the floor.
Pete is on the phone: So, that's why I think..
PJ: DAD!!
Pete: What the-..
PJ: DID YOU FUCK A DUCK?!
Pete without hesitation: YES!! AND MORE THAN ONCE!
PJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!
The Phantom Blot on the line: Why...
Tai Lung: Someone help me find my husband. He fell into the snow and now I can't see him and I can't tell him from the snow.
Hey there, it's me, the same person who sent the request of Anastasia. I meant to say caballeros, because my computer was acting up.😔
It's okay, I wanted to answer you anyway 😘
I don't know I'm happy or not...
I made my first quiz!
Find out which duckverse character are you most like here
Scrooge kicks down the door: Are you fucking sex?!
Pete doing origami with Donald: Do we? Duckie, why didn't you tell me? I would put down the paper.
Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.
Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?
Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*
Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!
Shen: Excuse me?!
Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!
Shen: You know I can't do that.
Tai Lung: Why?!
Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!
Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!
Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!
Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!
Kai: Ah! Bitch!
Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*
Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?
Tai Lung: ...
Shen: ...
Kai: ...
Kai: ?
Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!
Tai Lung: YES.
Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
*****************3 hours later*********************
They lie in the dark and try to sleep.
Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!
Shen: I can't! I'm cold!
Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~
Shen: Ew. Never.
Kai: Okay.
...
Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*
Kai: Hehe
Shen: Shut up.
Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.
Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist
The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)
Shen doesn't wash the dishes
Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns
Its canon, DreamWorks told me.
Shen and Tai Lung: *lie in the nest and play the idle gacha game*
Tai Lung: It's stupid. Why are we playing this?
Shen: We don't have the energy for a Genshin Impact.
Tai Lung: Damn.
Scrooge: *grabs Don by the shoulders* Donald, be the bigger person.
Don: No, I'm 5 foot 1 inch, and bitter. You be the bigger person.
I have a test, but I'm smiling like an idiot!
This is even funnier, because physically he is the same height, but financially, Scrooge is about 100 times bigger than Donald!
He's WHAT?!
Tbf, we all know the fate of Quackmore. He was beheaded by Peg Leg Pete.