Polina-me - Polina-me

Scrooge kicks down the door: Are you fucking sex?!

Pete doing origami with Donald: Do we? Duckie, why didn't you tell me? I would put down the paper.

Happy birthday duckboys!

Dewey *throwing off the blanket*: Today is our day!

Huey: We've gotten older!

Louie: And richer.

Donald: Boys! It's time for breakfast!

Yay!

*each boy has his own plate of pancakes: Huey with condensed milk and blueberries, Dewey with chocolate chips and marshmallows, Louie with maple syrup and strawberries*

*everyone has tea with strawberry juice*

Dewey: Yummy!

Huey: Wow...

Louie: Cool. *took a picture for my blog*

Donald: Happy birthday, boys. Bon appetit~

HDL: Thank you, Unca Donald!

HDL: *make the first piece*

HDL: !!!

Louie: Did you-

Dewey: Did you add chocolate to the pancakes?!

Donald prodly: Yes, I am.

Huey: Wow!!

Della: Um, Donald?...

Donald: I made the chocolate for Huey myself, so there are sweeteners there.

Donald: Wait. Did you think that I didn't know my own child?

Della: No! Of course no! I just!-

Della: *sigh*

Della: I'm sorry... Sometimes I forget that you know boys better than I do. Although I am their mother...

Donald put his hand on her shoulder: Everything is fine. I also sometimes forget that you know me better than yourself.

Donald looking at Scrooge: And someone else.

Scrooge: *trying not to cry*

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Scrooge: All right, boys. Since today is your birthday, I...

Donald who stands too close: *stings his side painfully*

Scrooge: I'll... buy whatever you want... But only one piece at a time!

Scrooge: *looks at Donald*

Donald: *nods approvingly*

Huey: Okay, well... Difficult choice...

Dewey: Okay, listen!!

Louie: Hehe. Okay~

Scrooge: "My money suffers only for their happiness..."

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Della: Aaaahhh, boys! Here I am!

Huey: Hi, mom.

Dewey: Hey, mom.

Louie: Yo, moona.*

Della: Well, today is your birthday and therefore, as your mother, I will spend it with you! All day!!

Louie: Nah, thanks.

Dewey: It's cool, but no, mom.

Huey: Sorry, no.

Della puzzled: Whit waat?

Della: But why? What's wrong with spending your birthday with your cool mom, huh?

Dewey: Nothing at all! Just..

Louie: It's just that today is OUR day, Mom. And we have already planned how to spend it.

Della: Oh, yeah. I see..

Della: I'm so proud of you! You're so grown-up, making plans and all that...

Della: Haha, yeah..

Louie: Well, we haven't started making plans yet, so why don't you sit with us for now? M?

Della: *practically literally sparkling with happiness*

Della: Of course! Come here, my ducklings!

Della: *jumps on them with hugs*

Huey and Dewey: Wakhak!

Louie: Don't call us like that!!

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There will be no continuation, because I do not know how to write on behalf of children.. I'm sorry...

You literally killed me, you know...

Tbf, we all know the fate of Quackmore. He was beheaded by Peg Leg Pete.

Everyone can say what they want, but they won't be able to convince me that Anna is also Donald's coolest alter ego.

VUM DADA VUM! My brain rot for Anna Duck has become all too real. I will die in defense of the one true queen.

Poor Donny.

Каждый раз, когда кто-то лайкает мой пост (и когда у меня блядское настроение)

Every time someone likes my post (and when I'm in a fucking mood)

Перевод: Эта сучка не знает, что я русская..

Ещё тамблер блог япи

Okey, guys

I have question:

Who is Dolor?? lol, like, I tried to find out (i'm reading Paperinik's comics now) but I still didn't understand who he was?

can you answer, please? :_)

Finally something new, not the Dewey fucking pilot😭

Happy (late) birthday, HDL! <33

Here are my adult designs for them! Dewey's a model, Huey's a scout leader (and studying to be a professor), and Louie's a businessman

Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.

Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?

Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*

Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!

Shen: Excuse me?!

Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!

Shen: You know I can't do that.

Tai Lung: Why?!

Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!

Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!

Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!

Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!

Kai: Ah! Bitch!

Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*

Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?

Tai Lung: ...

Shen: ...

Kai: ...

Kai: ?

Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!

Tai Lung: YES.

Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

*****************3 hours later*********************

They lie in the dark and try to sleep.

Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!

Shen: I can't! I'm cold!

Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~

Shen: Ew. Never.

Kai: Okay.

...

Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*

Kai: Hehe

Shen: Shut up.

Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.

Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist

The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)

Shen doesn't wash the dishes

Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns

Its canon, DreamWorks told me.

Shen and Tai Lung: *lie in the nest and play the idle gacha game*

Tai Lung: It's stupid. Why are we playing this?

Shen: We don't have the energy for a Genshin Impact.

Tai Lung: Damn.