Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal
Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!
I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.
Happy birthday duckboys!
Dewey *throwing off the blanket*: Today is our day!
Huey: We've gotten older!
Louie: And richer.
Donald: Boys! It's time for breakfast!
Yay!
*each boy has his own plate of pancakes: Huey with condensed milk and blueberries, Dewey with chocolate chips and marshmallows, Louie with maple syrup and strawberries*
*everyone has tea with strawberry juice*
Dewey: Yummy!
Huey: Wow...
Louie: Cool. *took a picture for my blog*
Donald: Happy birthday, boys. Bon appetit~
HDL: Thank you, Unca Donald!
HDL: *make the first piece*
HDL: !!!
Louie: Did you-
Dewey: Did you add chocolate to the pancakes?!
Donald prodly: Yes, I am.
Huey: Wow!!
Della: Um, Donald?...
Donald: I made the chocolate for Huey myself, so there are sweeteners there.
Donald: Wait. Did you think that I didn't know my own child?
Della: No! Of course no! I just!-
Della: *sigh*
Della: I'm sorry... Sometimes I forget that you know boys better than I do. Although I am their mother...
Donald put his hand on her shoulder: Everything is fine. I also sometimes forget that you know me better than yourself.
Donald looking at Scrooge: And someone else.
Scrooge: *trying not to cry*
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Scrooge: All right, boys. Since today is your birthday, I...
Donald who stands too close: *stings his side painfully*
Scrooge: I'll... buy whatever you want... But only one piece at a time!
Scrooge: *looks at Donald*
Donald: *nods approvingly*
Huey: Okay, well... Difficult choice...
Dewey: Okay, listen!!
Louie: Hehe. Okay~
Scrooge: "My money suffers only for their happiness..."
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Della: Aaaahhh, boys! Here I am!
Huey: Hi, mom.
Dewey: Hey, mom.
Louie: Yo, moona.*
Della: Well, today is your birthday and therefore, as your mother, I will spend it with you! All day!!
Louie: Nah, thanks.
Dewey: It's cool, but no, mom.
Huey: Sorry, no.
Della puzzled: Whit waat?
Della: But why? What's wrong with spending your birthday with your cool mom, huh?
Dewey: Nothing at all! Just..
Louie: It's just that today is OUR day, Mom. And we have already planned how to spend it.
Della: Oh, yeah. I see..
Della: I'm so proud of you! You're so grown-up, making plans and all that...
Della: Haha, yeah..
Louie: Well, we haven't started making plans yet, so why don't you sit with us for now? M?
Della: *practically literally sparkling with happiness*
Della: Of course! Come here, my ducklings!
Della: *jumps on them with hugs*
Huey and Dewey: Wakhak!
Louie: Don't call us like that!!
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There will be no continuation, because I do not know how to write on behalf of children.. I'm sorry...
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Definitely no one:
I'm writing a new fanfiction about Scrooge's tsundere and his beloved nephew Donald:
Tai Lung and Kai look like they've just been woken up
But Shen killed me. 💀
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) Dir. Mike Mitchell & Stephanie Ma Stine
Shen: Me and panda? Of course, I admit that he helped me pretty well and all that, but that doesn't make us friends! I just put up with him. Nothing special.
Po: Hey, Shen, why didn't you say you had berries? They are so delicious! Didn't want to share, huh? ~
Shen: *instantly* ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR ARE YOU?! THESE BERRIES ARE POISONOUS, I HID THEM ON PURPOSE!!
Shen: *grabs the medicine by the hand?A paw?* GET OUTSIDE QUICKLY, BEFORE YOU GET COMPLETELY POISONED.
It's such a cute humanization style and design! I'm just awawawawawawawaw! I like your version of their nationalities!
Besides this, the fact that Skipper is trans makes me perceive the episode (the screenshot of which you provided in the last art) as Skipper deciding to go back to his dead name for some reason and makes me laugh as if the rest of the penguins were super awkwardly trying with function with it)
Ok soooo
Gave them a SLIGHT redesign (old one here)
Everyone can say what they want, but they won't be able to convince me that Anna is also Donald's coolest alter ego.
VUM DADA VUM! My brain rot for Anna Duck has become all too real. I will die in defense of the one true queen.
full scanlation of "The Mystery Of The Missing Muffins" from issue #1 of "Disney Junior Big Book Of Fun"
requested by @littlebearspaci✨
Jose couldn't say a word.
Standing in front of him was someone he had both loved and betrayed
— Donal?... — slowly, as if through torture, he pronounced his name. He couldn't believe his eyes.
Donald stood half-turned, looking at Jose with all the anger and hatred his soul could muster. The red dress spread over his body like wine, like... blood. He slowly raised a hand with bloody knuckles and ran it through his thick, blond hair. His real hair.
— Donal... Meu Deus, isso é tão inesperado.. I... I... Posso explicar tudo! — Jose stuttered and began to chatter rapidly, but was interrupted.
— That's enough, Jose. — Donald interrupted him in his usual voice. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He turned completely to Jose and continued — I've already figured it out.
Jose felt as if his heart had stopped.
— Não.. não.. Não, Não, Não, Não! — he quickly started repeating it, as if it would help him wake up from the nightmare he had driven himself into. — Você entendeu tudo errado, eu juro-!
— Stop, Jose. — The hardness in Donald's voice was incredibly frightening, Jose felt his body and voice tremble — I understood everything.
Donald began to walk away with a moderate step. He really wanted to run away, but his legs were too heavy. Or he was afraid of losing the pieces of a newly broken heart.
— I knew you as a handsome guy, both on the outside and inside. A very kind and incredibly confident man. — Donald stopped again and looked at Jose — I knew you as a caballero. — The whole time when Jose appeared to him in a different form flashed before his eyes. Absolutely different.
He squeezed his eyes shut and opened them to see a scared Jose standing in front of him. He even wanted to laugh. When has Jose ever been afraid?
— I loved you, Jose. — Donald admitted abruptly — I loved you and followed you. I got over my self-loathing and my fear. I put on this dress and followed you. At first, I despised myself for lying to you, that I needed to open up before it was too late. But it was too late. — the tone of the voice gained momentum, angry at himself and the man he loved, but in the end it became quiet and full of disappointment again. — If I had confessed to you, I would have found out what you really think of me. — Donald turned around and, as if embracing the force, walked away confidently, clicking his heels. — Now you can say whatever you want!
Tears were still streaming down his cheeks. He hated Jose for his lies and hypocrisy, hated himself that even so, he still loves this scoundrel.
But he won't let anyone wipe their feet on him anymore. No one will neglect him anymore. He's Donald Duck and he's had enough.
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Jose felt a wave rolling over him. No, the storm. No, a storm of emotions.
Yes, he admitted that sometimes gossiping behind the backs of his amigos, but that doesn't mean anything, right?
To lie a little there, add a couple of facts here and that's it.
Lying for good, right?
But why didn't he stop? No, why did he even start? Were all those ladies for whom he lied so artfully worth this amigos? His Donal?
No.
Now Jose is on his knees, realizing that he is alone. He was abandoned, immediately by two wonderful people.
Beautiful Anna, a femme fatale blonde and an amazing dancer.
And the same wonderful Donald. His best friend and caballero.
They turned out to be the same person and left.
How he wanted to go back in time and hit himself with all his might.
No woman was worthy of Donald Duck, but Jose realized it too late.
What should he do now?
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Based on a new post @diogxnxs !
OMG! Hello friend!
Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING
Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!
Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss
Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY
Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!
Donmick: EXCUSE ME
Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"
Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH
Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD
Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic
Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!
Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.
Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.
Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!
Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex
Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY
Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !
You can't stop my crazy ass
Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING
Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!
Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss
Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY
Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!
Donmick: EXCUSE ME
Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"
Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH
Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD
Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic
Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!
Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.
Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.
Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!
Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex
Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY
Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !
You can't stop my crazy ass
On a scale of bedroom to airplane how willing do you think Donald would be to tax evasion
I'm sorry if you've been waiting a long time for an answer
It is difficult to answer this question, because apparently we have two types of Donald in this matter
The first one, which is most visible in DT17, is the clumsy Donald
This Donald understands that taxes need to be paid, but due to failure (and lack of financial literacy), his debts only increase
The second Donald, we see him mostly in comics, is just a fool.
He does not pay his debts for only two reasons: he is too lazy and he has no money
But even if he has enough money, he will spend it on something else - expensive, but cool
About his escape from responsibility
I don't quite understand "from the bedroom to the airplane". So I'll just answer how he would run away.
The clumsy Donald is too afraid of collectors, so he tries in every possible way to hide and run away from them, but if he is given a choice between continuing such a life and flying away from on an airplane, then he will choose, gnashing his teeth, to continue
The irresponsible Donald will choose the plane, even if he hesitates
I hope this answer was enough, if not, then be sure to tell me
Have a good time! ~
Donald: Hey, baby? Can you make me a coffee, please?
All kids: *stood up at the same time and in disbelief*
Huey: Um, unca Don-..
Pete: Just time me a minute, ma rose~
Pete: *kisses Donald on the cheek and goes into the kitchen*
All kids: ...
Donald: Did you want something, kids?
Huey: No.
Dewey: Nah-ah.
Louie: Why would you think that?
Webby: I just want a hug from you.
Hell yeah
I don't care what anyone says Queen Chrysalis will always be my favorite mlp character
How did the "Oh-phooey" come about:
Quackmore: *accidentally bumps*
Quackmore: Oh ffff!-...
Little Donald and Della: 00
Quackmore: Fffffff...
Hortense: *scary look*
Quackmore: Fffooey!
Quackmore: How clumsy I am!
Hortense: Don't worry, honey, I'm here.
Quackmore and Hortense: *show a scene full of love and support*
Later
Donald: *falling*
Donald: Oh-phooey!
Grandma Duck: *spits out tea*
Quackmore and Hortense: ...
Do you know why I like family conflict so much in DT17?
Because they show us that EVERYONE is to blame for the conflict
Donald tried to secure the eggs, which is why he strangled his sister and uncle
Scrooge, despite seeing Donald's concern, built a rocket
And Della took the rocket
But at the same time:
Donald was too afraid for the children (and I think he used to be more or less adventurous, but after the navy he became even more afraid for his family)
Scrooge, after his 13th birthday (based on the comics), no longer knew how the family was really arranged correctly, and despite the fact that he probably believed that Donald was right, he did not want Della to move away from him
And Della, under the onslaught of her brother and the fear that after the boys hatched, her adventures would stop, she decided on her last adventure, and not to talk to her brother (and also, I believe that she had postpartum depression)
We see that all the parties to the conflict are to blame, but at the same time, they had their own reason to be like this
Except for the boys. These kids are not to blame for anything.
Happy birthday, Donald Duck!
Donald: Tomorrow is my birthday...
Donald: I wish I had a boyfriend who would protect me from all the failures that will happen tomorrow...
Pete: Mhm...
Today
Donald: CAN I SLEEP AT LEAST ON MY BIRTHD-... Pete??
Pete in a suit and with flowers: Hey, I heard what here live a one poor duck who needs a protect.
Pete: So here I am~
Donald: I didn't know, what you are suck romantic~
Pete: All for you, my rose.
Pete: Can I come in?
Donald: Of course~
Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.
Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?
Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*
Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!
Shen: Excuse me?!
Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!
Shen: You know I can't do that.
Tai Lung: Why?!
Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!
Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!
Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!
Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!
Kai: Ah! Bitch!
Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*
Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?
Tai Lung: ...
Shen: ...
Kai: ...
Kai: ?
Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!
Tai Lung: YES.
Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
*****************3 hours later*********************
They lie in the dark and try to sleep.
Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!
Shen: I can't! I'm cold!
Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~
Shen: Ew. Never.
Kai: Okay.
...
Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*
Kai: Hehe
Shen: Shut up.
Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.
Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist
The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)
Shen doesn't wash the dishes
Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns
Its canon, DreamWorks told me.
Your bias towards Daisy is very unhealthy.
My love for Donald heals me.
Donald: Hey-ya, Daisy!
Daisy: Donald?
Donald: *takes out a bouquet of flowers from behind his back*
Daisy: My favorites!
Gladstone: Hey, Daisy?
Daisy: What?
Gladstone: *presents a bouquet of 101 roses and a box of chocolates*
Daisy: Oh, Gladstone!~
Donald: ...
Donald: And why did I keep trying at all? *leaves flowers and leaves*
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Donald: Hi, Minnie!
Minnie: Donald! Hello, how are you?
Donald: I'm fine, but...
Minnie: ??
Donald: *pulls out a basket with lilacs and violets from behind his back*
Donald: It will be better after you smile~ *wink wink*
Minnie: Oh, Donald! *laughs and slaps Donald lightly on the shoulder*
Minnie: Did you make the basket yourself?
Donald: Of course! *Proudly*
Minnie: Thank you, Donnie!
Donald and Minnie: *hugs*
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Donald: Hello, Clarabelle.
Clarabelle: Donald? Hello there, dou you need something?
Donald: Actually, yes.
Clarabelle: ?
Donald: *takes out a bouquet of strawberries and a guitar with a red ribbon*
Donald: Your smile~
Clarabelle: Did you use the smile compliment again?
Donald: Did Minnie tell you?
Clarabelle: Yeah.
Donald: I don't surprise.
Clarabelle: But it's very cool.
Donald: Yeah?
Clarabelle: Yeah.
Donald: Oh, thanks.
Clarabelle: No, thank you. I didn't expect a bouquet of strawberries.
Donald: Goofy tell what you don't really like flowers.
Clarabelle: I get it. Thank you, Donald.
Donald: Always welcome.
Clarabelle and Donald: *hugs*
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Donald: Since March 8, Grandma Duck!
Donald: *gives her fresh pastries*
Grandma Duck: Oh, thank you, Donnie!
Grandma and Donald: *hugs and kiss*
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Donald: Hey, Ma?
Hortense: Mm? Yeah, Donnie, what's wrong?
Donald: *gives a pendant with photos inside, in the first she is with a Quackmore, and in the second he is with Della and the boys*
Donald: I love you.
Hortense: Aw.. Tha gaol agam ortsa cuideachd, a ghràidh!
Hortense and Donald: *hugs*
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Donald: Dumbella?
Della: What you need, Dick Duck?
Donald: *gives a photo album with all (especially shameful) photos of boys*
Della: ...
Della: I'm so fucking love you sometimes.
Donald: And I love you always.
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Donald: Webby? Can I bother you?
Webby: Hm? Of course, what happened, Unca Donald?
Donald: I noticed that you like to weave bracelets and...
Donald: *gives her a large set for beading*
Donald: If you don't like it, I can buy you something else.
Webby: *presses his hands to his beak and quickly jumps on the spot*
Webby: I LOVE IT!!
Webby: *jumps on Donald with hugs*
Donald: Oh! I'm glad to hear that.
Donald and Webby: *hugs*
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Donald: *calmly drinking tea*
Scrooge: *comes running, stops and violently catches his breath*
Scrooge: Hey, Donnie!
Scrooge: *kisses Donald on the cheek*
Donald: You decided to give Goldie and Bridget gifts on March 8th, but now you need to hide somewhere, right?
Scrooge: Right.
Donald: *sigh* Okay, let's go.
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Della: Yo, Don!
Webby: Unca Donald, look!
Donald: ?
Donald: *spits out the tea he was drinking*
Webby with a magic blade: Look what Uncle Scrooge gave us!
Della with a gun: Cool, right?
Donald: ...
Donald: UNCLE SCROOGE
Scrooge is in his Money Bin: I don't feel safe.
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*Magica and Daisy beat Gladstone*
Donald: *looks at this*
Donald: Interesting.
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Donald: I'm home!
Kids: For you, unca!
Kids: *gives flowers and sweets*
Donald: ...
Scrooge with a bouquet: Do you like it?
Donald: Sometimes I hate you, unckie.
Scrooge: !!
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I love you, girls~💕
Donald fails again on Valentine's Day with Daisy. At the moment of his weakness, when hope has left his body, leaving everything to despair, there is someone who can support him.
Relationship: DonPete (Donald Duck × Pete)
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Valentine's Day is one of the many holidays that Donald practically hated because of his girlfriend. More precisely, an ex-girlfriend.
On this day, he just needed to book a table at the most expensive restaurant, buy 101 damn roses, a fucking lot of chocolate and not be Donald.
But Donald just doesn't have enough money, unlike his temperament. So he tried to improvise, to show his love in a different way, so that Daisy would understand that he loved her, even though he was penniless.
But everything was always "wrong."
No matter what he do he still got the same thing.
He had a picnic at sunset, with tea and snacks!
"Are you serious, Donald? It's such a cliche!"
He made a romantic candlelit dinner!
"It would be much tastier in a restaurant, you know.."
He gave a cute bouquet of different flowers!
Well... He was just beaten with this bouquet.
And so it is every Valentine's day.
...
But today everything should be different!
After the boys appeared in his life, Daisy stopped being so demanding and all the Lovers' days passed quite peacefully!
Except for Gladstone..
Donald genuinely didn't understand why this damn gander kept trying to steal his girlfriend. Start your own personal life, you idiot!
Anyway, this Valentine's Day should be wonderful!
He, Mickey and Minnie were going to the amusement park, even Goofy and Clarabel were going to join!
And then, he wanted to take Daisy on a picnic (you can't blame Donald for not having money and new ideas) and talk to her about the wedding! Yes, to talk. He can't afford a wedding right now, but instead of a ring, he sewed her a pretty beaded bracelet with her name on it.
Everything should be fine!
.. He hoped so much...
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Everything went wrong.
Mortimer, Horace and Gladstone joined their group date.
They calmly pulled the blanket over themselves as if it was their date!
He was hurt many times. And apparently Daisy was enjoying it (Minnie didn't look like that, she was trying to get rid of Mortimer too).
And if Donald's luck is usually terrible, then with Gladstone it becomes catastrophic.
At least Goofy and Clarabel were enjoying themselves. Horace, on the contrary, even tried to make their time even more romantic.
But Donald was not discouraged! He still had his basket of sweets and he was sure that it would be enough for Daisy to pay attention to him.
But, apparently, stubbornness, love and faith in his partner were not enough.. Especially when that same partner doesn't love you himself.
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
— Leave us alone, Donald. — Daisy looked at the duck with disgust in half a turn of her head. — We have a date.
These words shocked Donald. Daisy was hugging Gladstone's arm and didn't even bother to turn to him.
— B.. B.. B-but Daisy! — he stuttered, completely confused and uncomprehending. — A picnic! — he picked up and opened the basket to at least persuade the departing girl, but instead of all the goodies that he cooked with all his love, they turned... into the porridge...
Daisy chuckled smugly.
— Come on, Gladstone. — she turned away from the duck in the sailor suit and led her new partner away from her ex.
Gladstone was smiling tightly, trying not to look back at his cousin. He won again, but was it worth it?
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
— What a nice day. — Pete exhaled the phrase along with the smoke.
He was always surprised that Valentine's Day was going pretty well for him.He used to spend it courting or dating some girl. But Mini is dating Mickey and Pete thought that already at his age it would be too stupid to try; and his exes got together and were somewhere in France instead with children.
But even so, he was not discouraged. When he didn't have a partner, Pete just either relaxed at home with a TV and love programs, or walked all day and enjoyed the atmosphere of love.
... Or spoil the day for all lovers, according to the mood.
However, there was a time when he could not do either the first or the second.
In the Navy.
— Heh. — Pete grinned, taking another drag on his cigarette.
He spent Valentine's days with... Donald.
They hung out with each other and shared letters from their loved ones. Back then, Pete felt love even in such a cruel time of his life.
"Speaking of Donald.." — Pete finished his cigarette. — "Isn't he there?" — He threw the bull in the trash.
Pete cautiously approached the duck, which was curled up in a ball.
"Am I at a bad time?" — It was... It's unusual to see Donald in such a state.
Donald was sitting on a bench, hugging his knees with his hands and hiding his face in them. And... he was crying.
Of course, it was very easy to make him angry, but to make him cry? It really needs to be done, I mean REALLY try.
Pete carefully put away the picnic basket and sat down next to the crying Donald (he still couldn't believe that the sailor was in such a state)
Donald stopped crying. He just froze when he felt someone sitting next to him.
— Come on, Don-Don. — He spoke with surprising gentleness in his voice. — I'm here. — That's not what Pete wanted to say.
But Donald snuggled up to him anyway and hid his face in his shirt, so it's okay.
— Just let it all out, I'm not going anywhere. — Pete patted Donald lightly on the back, opening the basket with his other hand.
And Donald let all out.
He released everything that had accumulated over a long time, no longer caring that anyone would hear him crying. Pete was there and that was more than enough.
Gradually, he calmed down, until eventually he just sobbed softly, still hiding his face.
— Just let me guess. — Pete began tapping the duck lightly with his fingers, causing the latter to tickle slightly. — Another bad date with Daisy?
— Mhhm.. — Donald grunted in agreement and rested his head on Pete. — She didn't like my food..
— This food? — He looked up and noticed that Pete had been eating food from his basket all this time!
— Hey, what the hell?! — Donald stood up and glared at him. — Have you been eating all this time?!
— Well, yeah. — Pete shrugged and answered calmly. — Do you think I should just sit and listen to your tears while I can at least eat?
Donald looked indignantly at Pete, angrily opening and closing his beak, but not finding anything to say, he just plopped back down with folded arms.
— Is it at least delicious?
— Very.
They sat in silence for a while while Donald muttered to himself. Suddenly, he realized the last two phrases.
— Really? — He looked at the calmly chewing cat in surprise.
— Yeah. — Pete nodded.
— Even though it is... it look a little shitty?
— Even so.
— Wow.
— Why are you so surprised? Have you ever been told that you cook delicious?
— No.
— No? — Pete's eyebrows went up in surprise. — Show me these idiots.
In response, Donald just laughed and punched him lightly in the stomach.
— Will you? — After his "Ouch," Pete offered Donald's basket.
— Why not? — he's shrugged his shoulders.
It was the last Valentine's Day, which was terrible and which he spent with Daisy. And the first one with Pete.
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Dawn, I know I'm late, but here
In the Middle Ages, where Donald changes places with Della so that she becomes a knight and he becomes a princess, but Donald is kidnapped by pirate Pete
Scrooge: Bring back my nephew, you son of a-!
Donald sitting on Pete's lap: Hey, Uncle Scrooge, meet my boyfriend.
Pete: Hello.
Scrooge: ...
Della: *trying not to laugh*
Marlene: Um..
Kowalski, Rico and Private in T-shirts "Don't touch my trans baby": What?
Skipper, comes in wearing a T-shirt "Trans baby": Hey
Marlene: Oh.