He Is So Me

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

whenever a mutual doesn’t interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don’t wanna play dolls with me anymore

Angel Eyes

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

Showing up to the audition to play the biggest liar ever and very obviously lying is so incredibly funny that I would honestly hire him for it

not marrying until i find someone like atticus finch

I just finished reading a book. How do I make this about Metallica?

Heart palpitations

word has come down that they want me to go to mexico. it’s what you’d call a rock-and-a-hard-place situation.

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey