Fuck I’m Trying To Catch All These Flies But They Think My Vinegar Is Stupid. I Have Honey Also But

PFFT-

Sam, on June 1st: happy pride month, you guys

Dean, surfacing from Cas’s mouth: what’s that

Cas, frowning: pride is one of the seven deadly sins, Sam. I was under the impression that you were aware of this.

tag urself im jason

meme redraw for dicks birthday :D

it rlly is th ough

nightwing dean winchester starfire castiel is this anything

if no one does it im gonna write it. idcidcidcidcidc

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

ILL WIRITE A WOWMAN LIEK THAT

I wish there were more dark academia books with strong, morally gray women characters.

I don't want a noble and good character. I want one who will do whatever it takes to get what they want.

Yet a character like that is almost always a man. I rarely get see women written like that.

Why would you kill him like this…

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

i am him he is me we are one

Carry On

literally why i joined tumblr cuz i dont have ANYONE else to talk ab it with except my gods. i can ramble on to my bsf or partner all i want but they wont g e t i t 😒

Nah man having intense hyperfixations as a neurodivergent person is probably the most isolating feeling in the world

Like all I can think about is this specific thing but I'm not allowed talk about it because it doesn't interest anyone else around me. So instead it just builds up to the point where I feel like I'm going to explode

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