Turns Out I'm Still Alive

listen.

I grew up in a circus (brazilian romany performing arts). I climbed those silks every goddamn day until i was 7, and i sure as fuck did NOT get whatever training is necessary to catch a GODSDAMNED METEORITE WITH MY THICC THIGHS.

dickie i think that was batsy what taught u that, not the circus 😭

What

SHDIDIFKKGKGH

soOO YEAH this whole thing was totally a spur of the moment lol I saw a pic on twitter with a guy in this pose and it was like I got thunderstruck by the gods with the idea

Originally it was supposed to be only the suit ver but oomf hit me with the idea of him wearing the bottom part of starfire’s costume, SO HERE WE ARE

I can safely say it wins my personal contest of fastest art of the year

Also… should.. should I make this a lenticular card? Would you like it? 👀👉🏻👈🏻

this is canon i was dick's moobs

Bruce: Ready?

Dick, wearing the Discowing suit: Ready

Bruce:

Bruce: No

Dick: Why

Jason: Put your tits away

Dick: No

Jason: Put your tits away

Dick: No >:(

Bruce: Zip it up, Dick.

Dick: No

Bruce: I will not ask you again. Zip. It. Up.

Dick, crossing his arms like a child: No.

Bruce:

Bruce: You're staying here then, I will not take you out like this

Dick: COME ON

Bruce: No, you're staying here. No one will take you seriously like that

Jason: Aw c'mon, Bruce, it definitely strikes fear into people

Dick: Yeah!

Jason: Fear that they'll go blind

Dick: It's not my fault I can't grow chest hair, and you know that-

Bruce: *leaving without them*

it rlly is th ough

nightwing dean winchester starfire castiel is this anything

Dean being able to clock the "wide eyed hitchhiker routine" because John used to make him do it to catch monsters, Dean knowing what roofies look like, Dean having resorted to finding alternate ways of getting food for Sam because money was tight, Dean's relationship with sex and sexuality and even porn being something he is obsessively performing for those around him, Dean doesn't like praying because it feels like begging.

I'm reading posts that talk about a rewrite of G3 to make it look like G1? Honestly... Why? Let the newcomers have fun with G3. Let children and adolescents feel identified with characters that adapt to new generations.

Instead: why don't they demand a continuation of G1? What do I care about the life of a teenager between 14 and 17 years old? GIVE ME EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF YOUNG ADULTS BETWEEN 20 AND 30!!!!

Give me a Deuce who feels stuck because he doesn't know what to do with his life!!! Give me a Gil who is looking to move out of his parents' house because he can't stand them anymore!! GIVE ME FRANKIE GOING INTO CRISIS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW TO BE AN ADULT!! IT COST HORRORS FOR HER TO BE A TEENAGER, BEING A FUNCTIONAL ADULT IS KILLING HER!!!

Show how Clawdeen strives to be a dressmaker! What the world of modeling is like!! IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKED WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER! Show how Jackson and Holt try to balance their lives so that each one fulfills what they dream of! Show how you organize yourself so that Holt has rehearsals and goes to concerts!! While Jackson manages his college study schedule!! Show Cleo struggling to grow up. This girl was a princess from ancient Egypt and probably had a pre-written life. Now that is not possible. She is grateful but horrified in equal parts because she no longer knows how to continue. Damn, show Toralei trying to achieve a better future but with a background that complicates her life!! OH MY GOD!!! SHE WAS IN A JUVENILE PRISON!!! THAT FILE IS BITTING HIS BUTT IN THE WORST WAY!!

I want characters I can identify with too. But I am no longer a child or teenager, I am an adult. I want adult characters that I can empathize with, identify with, and want to hug because I know how hard it is to try to be a functional adult.

Please leave G3 alone and give me a big sequel to G1.

SJEJSJSJAAAAAHSHDD

i think this is the first time i’ve drawn him actually smiling

this is giving me life u dont understand

alfred gave them the sheets

had some fun drawing random batfam headcanons (pt 1? let's see how it goes)

"zombie." "flashlight." SJFIFKMGH IM WHEE ZING

Duke and Jason have been banned from being anywhere near each other in costume because the arguments they will break out into is both too intense and too distracting for patrol. Everyone thinks they're serious but after the first 10-20 times they do it for the love of the game.

Duke: Shut the fuck up.

Jason: You shut the fuck up.

Duke: Zombie

Jason: Flashlight

Duke: That's why the joker still alive

Jason: That's why the joker did what he did to ya mom.

Duke: Nigga where ya mom at? Dea—

Bruce over the comms who, along with the entire bat family has been listening to entire thing: Signal, Red Hood! SPERATE! NOW!

They are now giggling as dick and cass drag them apart.