IM GONNA WRITE IT I SWEAR
no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
THEYRE EVERYTHING YTO ME
They heard someone talking shit about Bruce
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On rainy days, Katsuki aches.
His right knee hurts from when he blew it out on his first solo mission fresh out of U.A. Chasing a sludge villain of all things, how fucking ironic. But, what can he say? He was too over eager and got thrown into the side of building. He shattered the bone and ruptured a tendon. Stupid.
His left elbow screams at him because of that time he sparred with Kirishima. His arm ended up bent in a direction it should not have ever been be able to bend, snapping the bone clean off of his radius (forearm.)
Sometimes, he even has to take out his hearing aides because his ears are too damn sensitive! The material pisses him off and makes his inner ear throb something fierce.
Katsuki’s list of past injuries runs on and on and fucking on. The rain brings them to life and reminds him of all the stupid mistakes he’s made. Or the lives he’s saved. It’s bittersweet, he just wishes he didn’t have to pop ibuprofen like candy on these gloomy, pouring cats and dogs kind of days.
Although, the chronic pain fades into something more bearable when you’re there. When you come in through the front door, shaking the rain from your hair, and lift up a takeout bag of his favorite food with an excited grin.
You start to speak with what Katsuki’s knows is animation, but he points to his ears and shakes his head. No matter, because your face softens and you sign to him instead. It’s clumsy, a bit too quick, and Katsuki’s heart melts each time he sees it.
You learned just for him, after all.
You’ll throw blankets in the dryer to warm them up, change into your comfy clothes, and snuggle up with him on the couch. Devoured and empty food containers litter the coffee table. Katsuki struggles to keep his eyes open under warm blankets and with a full belly. So, you nap.
You’ll even rub all his sore joints if he’s really feeling rough.
So, yeah, on rainy days, Katsuki aches. He throbs and twinges and wishes he could chop his fucking leg off.
But having you by his side to help him through it? He’d raw dog these rainy days if it meant you’d never leave him.
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can i talk about something as a kiribaku shipper without bkdk shippers saying unhinged shit ab it bc like
im not hating on any bkdk shippers that aren't delusional acting like its canon when its not, and im not saying every bkdk supporter is like this BUT
u gotta understand first i dont even watch anime like that. im brazilian-rromani and japanese, it was a cultural thing for me not in the way you think tho. early 2000s was the time people were still throwing out the "beautiful, exotic, Oriental" 'compliments' while kind of transitioning into confused acceptance of the concept of minorities in general, so hearing that shit starting at five plus seeing how women and girls were portrayed in anime a majority of the time was too much for me, it felt disrespectful to the women in my family who didnt need unproportionately sized body parts that were unnerving almost in an Uncanny Valley manner to achieve incredible things, i didn't want anyone associating ME with that image. it felt like being reduced to this one little box and i didnt want anything to do with it
now im older, im dipping my toesies into this side of the internet, i finally find ONE anime i genuinely like, with a WHOLE cast of characters that have real plotpoints and character arcs and AMAZING fan media, all the good shit-
and listen ive been in a lot of fandoms and yea some are toxic some arent but i don't know that i've ever seen the same competition between ships that i do in mha/bnha. i cant go one krbk media without there being ONE comment talm ab "gross i dont like krbk" "this wouldve been better if it were bkdk sorry :/" "bakugou would never do that he only cares ab izuku >:(" LIKE
PLEASE let me enjoy this. its hard enough to find krbk art and media as it is, seeing that bkdk is the predominant ship. u already have soooooooo much shit to comment on, you dont NEED to leave comments on krbk or wtvr other ships deku is involved in that arent with bakugou. we fucking GET IT already.
and just as someone who goes to school to manically psychoanalyze people characters & plots and write way too much about them, i dont fucking like bkdk. THERE I SAID IT FLAY ME ALIVE YOU VULTURES.
deku's morals, values, beliefs? yes spectacular ur doing amazing sweetie
the love for his friends and family and for the whole goddamned world that ends up being the driving force to save said goddamned world? WONDERFUL FABULOUS GIVE ME MORE
his inherent codependency and survival skills centered around that one kid from his childhood who had a really cool quirk who subsequently told him to kill himself?
i get it, they were kids, they moved past it, he apologized, there was character development for both of them, it was a beautiful moment. to me, no matter what it screams stockholm syndrome for both of them bc realistically and psychologically speaking, trauma bonds are never how you want to start a relationship bc its almost never going to end well.
there are exceptions sure. is there chemistry between them? absolutely u'd have to be blind not to see how well they work together when they pull their heads out of their asses. IS THE SHIP VALID? YES. but people saw "childhood connection", took it for "soulmate pipeline" and said it was law as if there's absolutely no possibility of another kind of relationship between them. they fight like brothers, they compete like best friends, they find each other like soulmates - love comes in SO many different forms and you all have the most media showing the romantic type so can you PLEASE leave me and my ethereal stupid little krbk art alone thank you and goodbye
its canon all of it
nightwing snap stories be like:
back to my roots fr
thanks @foerchen for helping me caption them<3
as the third oldest i feel this to my core
lemme clear some shit up cuz this is pmo now.
no oracle, priest/priestess, medium or witch faithful to a serious spiritual tradition can foresee the future, nor can they enter the minds of men with tarot cards. tarot is a language meant to decipher the PRESENT, as in what your CURRENT trajectory in life is and how ur actions can create potential outcomes. it is a tool meant for self-discovery and shadow integration, NOT stupid shit like whether ur favorite idol or artist has this amount of anime figurines in their room or whether they've met someone or not. the cards can indicate hints at experiences that will come to pass, but they are not set in stone because we're freewilled thinking creatures and every single action we take creates a new future. stop talking to readers who only deal in fandom culture, that's not a reader, that's a fanatic.
fandoms are really weird because why the hell I just saw this post of someone asking this “tarot card” reader if hyunjin met a certain person and she reply “yeah they definitely did met”. Fandoms from all types have weird people but I have to say that kpop is a different level of weird, from assuming their idols are dating someone just because they wrote a certain song, or if they go to the same gym as someone or even asking online alleged tarot readers about their personal/sexual life.
i’m not really into tarot, but i do think it can be interesting in its own way. but yeah, people acting like they know really specific stuff like that is wild. i’ve also seen tiktoks of people using astrology and whatnot to talk about skz members being dominant or submissive in the bedroom like. what are we doing
PFFT-
Sam, on June 1st: happy pride month, you guys
Dean, surfacing from Cas’s mouth: what’s that
Cas, frowning: pride is one of the seven deadly sins, Sam. I was under the impression that you were aware of this.
“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”
Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.
riku. 21, they/he, krbk jayvik fnaf spn and wtvr else comes to mind when i get on here
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