"Sorry We Only Serve This Cocktail"

auohg,not sure how i feel about this one

speedpaint under cut

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

#why in the dick? it hurts more being kicked in the balls

Reblog if you're part of the LGBTQIA+ community, a supporter of the LGBTQIA+ community, or want to punch Ron DeSantis in the dick.

Update 6/21/23: Gonna add Greg Abbot on the "punch in the dick" list 😊

>:3

porn addiction is real and it causes people to objectify others, have unrealistic expectations from their partners (penis, boob size) and unrealistic romantic expectations. stop being a coomer, if you need to fap 5 times a day you are addicted

if you legitimately believe in the concept of porn addiction you're a reactionary btw.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

i just found out i have a stalker who fucking outed me to my parents . what the fuck

rule